Long Chortled Poems
Long Chortled Poems. Below are the most popular long Chortled by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Chortled poems by poem length and keyword.
Various Heresies 5
Various Heresies 5
Tonight, Let's Remember
by Michael R. Burch
July 7,2007 (7-7-7)
Tonight, let's remember the fond ways
our fingers engendered new methods to praise
the gray at my temples, your thinning hair.
Tonight, let's remember, and let us draw near...
Tonight,...
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Categories:
chortled, creation, earth, god, heaven, spiritual, wine, women,
Form:
Verse
Winter, 1948
WINTER, 1948 [40 Saxton Street]
for W.W
The winter nights that pass now
are so unlike the winter nights
that passed before, that I often
struggle back in those suspended moments
when sleep grapples for a hold,
to once again hear the...
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Categories:
chortled, age, childhood, family, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
The Night Before Christmas By Edgar Allan Poe
On the night before Christmas, alone in my house,
Sorrow gnawed at my soul, like a ravenous mouse.
Entombed in my blankets, I struggled to sleep,
Ready to snap if I counted more sheep.
I rose at the...
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Categories:
chortled, christmas,
Form:
Narrative
The Lewis Trap
“The Lewis Trap”
Well, of course he's misanthropic
He’s a Misanthropic Man
The Devil’s in the details
Buried deep under the covers
Of bedtime stories, slithers ‘neath loose sand
A Liddell bit of cake
A Liddell bit of julip
Sweets for a sweet...
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Categories:
chortled, abuse, addiction, child abuse, imagery, judgement, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
for luck
(a university-life vignette)
It’s a Friday night, Leong and I are at a small restaurant close to the dorm called “Ordinary.” We’re in a cozy, pleasantly dark, little red booth—waiting for Lisa—who’s running late. This is...
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Categories:
chortled, celebration, drink, humor, school, student,
Form:
Free verse
A Lantern Made of Suicide Notes: Suicide by Metaphors
I. The Hour of Approach
The poem I was writing refused to end—
it kept writing me.
Blood didn't ink these lines—
the ink bled me.
Each stanza a hidden-hematoma
across...
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Categories:
chortled, creation, literature, mental health, metaphor, philosophy, poets,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
lemon-shine
The bright sunrise made the snow-covered Alp mountain-tips, an hour-away-by-car, glow like they were topped with lemon ice-cream. Was this evidence of magic?
Peter (my bf) and I are low atop the five story Hotel de...
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Categories:
chortled, boyfriend, paris, student, summer, travel, vacation,
Form:
Free verse
the sorcerers apprentice
The old sorcerer was teaching his apprentice a lesson about the moon, but as usual the subject drifted, this time, to witches. “How would I know a witch if I saw one?” The apprentice asked.
“It’s...
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Categories:
chortled, fantasy, fun, humor, write,
Form:
Free verse
Feathers of Pride and Humility
In twilight's realm where...
moonbeams entwine.
There are two owls engaged...
in a contrast of minds:
A Great Horned Owl so proud and strong!
And a Great Gray Owl whis is cunning and long.
Amidst the trees their feathers shone,
"Who is...
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Categories:
chortled, allegory, education, humanity, philosophy, pride, visionary, wisdom,
Form:
Didactic
etiquette
I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.
Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that when I complained about the beyond-meat hot dog atrocities they...
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Categories:
chortled, health, humor, school,
Form:
Free verse
Whispers
Do you hear the whispers?
They are all around for those who listen.
I prefer to ignore the noise,
For out of darkness the voices are risen.
He did this, and she did that;
If it needs to be spoken...
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Categories:
chortled, feelings, heartbreak, judgement, perspective, technology,
Form:
Narrative
Tender Conversation
She curled up with me on the bed, and laughed insanely
I looked at her in marvel, wondering what on earth had gotten into her
“Why are you laughing?” I asked my eyes wide in surprise.
She giggled,...
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Categories:
chortled, change, desire, dream, friendship, happiness, joy, love,
Form:
Free verse
50 Words For Poe: Keys
"50 Words for Poe: Keys"
He threw the car keys over to her
“Freedom keys babe”, he purred
“Silver Lady’s my girl” she said,
This he understood.
“Freedom keys babe, let’s blow this joint, make a getaway out of this...
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Categories:
chortled, adventure, mystery, romance,
Form:
Romanticism
To Kill With Intriguing
Did i a) release a co-written novel
----------------with a guy who promised his sister and created a book of own poetry
-------2) sat beside my son and heard him giggle
-------W)hat is going with his let hers and...
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Categories:
chortled, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Wiz Away
Wiz Away
I entered the empty funeral hall.
Am I not at the correct memorial gathering in visitation room H?
“Excuse me, sir, but is this the memorial for Mr. Wizby?
There is not a posting besides the...
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Categories:
chortled, age, crazy, magic,
Form:
Narrative
The Wrong Signal
Me farm was really sufferin’ from the rigors of a drought,
and the banks had made a promise that they’re ‘bout to throw me out,
so me family talked together while we’re havin’ tea one night, ...
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Categories:
chortled, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Young Rookie Cop and Her Instincts
Young rookie cop was horrified at the old lady’s truth.
She wanted to put on the cuffs and haul her in.
Wait a sec, the veteran sergeant said. This is Auntie Ruth.
She might not be the...
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Categories:
chortled, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Witch and Warlock
The warlock said to the witch,
Man, ain't it grand living large like Oz,
being bigly Emerald City rich
The witch crowed back,
I get paid good for giving speeches
that have no policy incantation glitch
The warlock laughed hard and...
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Categories:
chortled, funny, humor, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Light Verse
Pastel Purple
It’s 6:15pm. Peter, Anna, Sophy and I are studying in the common room of our suite.
“We need to get serious,” Peter whispered, but there was no subject in the declaration, so I was left confused...
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Categories:
chortled, conflict, confusion, humor, identity, school, student, teen,
Form:
Free verse
Mickey Roberts
Me and Mickey Roberts
Climbed from his car.
And me and Mickey Robert’s
Brag walked to this bar
Only to be greeted by
This welcoming shout.
The old landlord it seemed
Was moving out
And the first few beers...
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Categories:
chortled, friendship, funny, humor, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
Brouhaha
The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha
From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw
It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick split lickety
And ended outside in the hedges most thorn thickety...
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Categories:
chortled, family, funny,
Form:
Couplet
Lewis
He said that it was brillig, but what did that word mean
And slithy is a word that I had never seen
If you gyre and gimble, what do you really do
I guess when in the wabe,...
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Categories:
chortled, poetry, tribute, word play, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
The Aliens and Me
The aliens landed in the wrong back yard.
Next to the apple tree of a hippie, and a bard.
I was a willing subject, which made them mad.
I like being naked, it makes me glad.
They probed my...
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Categories:
chortled, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
Saving the Turtle
Heading down a not-very-busy country highway on a summer day
I saw an upside down turtle in the road and I said “Hey!
Screeched on my brakes, to help the little fellow out of the way.
But he...
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Categories:
chortled, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
POINT CLICK and SCROLL
“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses”
if a couple is next to a screen
and there is no screaming from me
except in excitement at my selection.
That Razer Viper V2 Pro
so light and quick under my...
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Categories:
chortled, silly,
Form:
Light Verse