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Funny Children Poems

These Funny Children poems are examples of Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Children Funny poems written by international poets.

Mickey Mouse

        Contest: Cartoon Character Clerihew
   Judged:  8/17/2025 6:29:00 AM
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Placement: First
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Walt Disney's Mickey

Categories: children, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Shoe Problems

This limerick is about a clown,
who when shopping in a nearby town.
A mother with small boys,
said his giant shoe made too much noise.
Shoeless he shopped

Categories: boy, character, children, funny,

GUIDELINES

Unity brings all together 
Humility keeps them forever 
Humiliation sets them apart 
Prosperity makes all bright 
Possibilities they all ride or strive for.

No discipline 
No

Categories: africa, children, community, creation,

Cheeky baby swagger

Coocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.

My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines

Categories: child, childhood, children, feelings,

A day at the Zoo

I called to the monkey who wore a pinstriped suit,
Found out the giraffe and hippo are mute.
Saw a man stare at a lemur 'til dark,
Like

Categories: children, animal, cute, smile,

Cranium Composure Compromised

Calendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos

Categories: children, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Toddler Hulk

I’m thinking of a person 
Who is strong and resilient. 
Big in personality but size is small. 
When mad, they turn a green pigment. 
All

Categories: brother, child, childhood, children,

Creative Potato

Creativity comes and goes. 
That’s what she believes, she named Cho. 
Cho happens to be a potato. 
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows.

Categories: art, child, children, creation,

Botox Goldilocks

Goldilocks and the three bears, 
The story is a classic. 
But one idea came to mind, 
What if she was made of plastic? 
With lips

Categories: adventure, animal, books, children,

Hairy Freedom

My hair is wild, as wild as can be. 
It sticks out in all sorts of places, 
It goes through many fits and stages, 
You

Categories: child, childhood, children, daughter,

Gavin Godzilla

A beast named Gavin Godzilla 
Liked a girl named Priscilla. 
The issue was that he was a klutz 
And it drove everyone nuts. 
He was

Categories: appreciation, best friend, children,

Modern Sea Creatures

Creatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair. 
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air? 
Would we swat fish away

Categories: children, 10th grade, adventure, animal,

Oven Mitts

When cooking something hot,
The oven mitts you grab.
Pulling them on, you think,
“Am I a wanna-be crab?”

Categories: cheer up, children, fun,

Teeny Tiny

Why did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?

Categories: 3rd grade, children, food,

Flamingo Tango

Did you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as

Categories: animal, bird, children, color,