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Funny Children Poems

These Funny Children poems are examples of Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Children Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberCharlie's Cartoon Characters by Curtis Moorman
CHARLIE'S CARTOON CHARACTERS

Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a far away land, in the land where Charlie lived, there was a group of...

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Categories: character, children, funny, marriage,

The Silly Farmer by simon bromley
Awoken was the farmer one bright and early dawn,
Restless and he couldn’t sleep,
So he thought he’d mow the lawn.

He went into the garden and got...

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Categories: children, giggle, humor,



Premium MemberThe Witches of Halloween by Michelle Faulkner
Face to face with the witches of Halloween
curse black jellybeans

Zombie doctors, unbeating hearts out of wack
raisins giving back

Mad scientists, green goggles, double helix
rejects trail mix

Undead...

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Categories: candy, children, funny, halloween,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened On The way To My Hanging -Part Deux by Tom Cunningham
Dedicated to a fine poet on soup, Lin Lane
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I shook hands with my brother and bade him farewell
Then set off on my journey away from...

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Categories: america, children, family, horse,

Premium MemberHalloween Night - Contest by Mockingbird Stevenson
I am not scared , 
You are not real. 
It’s just a white sheet,
It’s No big deal.

Ha! Cobwebs on the door,
I could turn on the...

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Categories: child, children, father son,

Fast flatulence by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Categories: children, dad, father son, funny,

Premium MemberThe Mischief Makers by Caren Krutsinger
the mischief makers
can grab us by our heartstrings
through their daring deeds
and their funny ways
delighting us forever
our mischief makers

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Categories: children, philosophy, teacher,

Premium MemberBobbing Mummy by Nina Parmenter
If you knock something from the shelf,
No need to pick it up yourself!
Just leave it there upon the floor -
Whatever else is Mummy for?
Bobbing bobbing...

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Categories: children, family, fun, funny,

Premium MemberMy Greatest Adventure by Curtis Moorman
MY GREATEST ADVENTURE

The greatest adventure of my lifetime took place in a quaint little town on the East Coast  ---  a town whose...

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Categories: anniversary, blessing, celebration, children,

Premium MemberTHROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD by Carole Duet
Happy to play in the mud every day,
Building a castle on a beach far away.

Hopping and jumping like a bunny,
Telling a knock knock joke that’s...

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Categories: children, remember,

Huckleberry's Dad by Augustus Black
pap comes on whisky; 
whenever he falls down, says
wildly, "Who pushed me?"
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This is taken from my own new fiction book "The New Adventures of Tom...

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Categories: children, dad, drink, funny,

Premium MemberHumpy Dumpty Mystery by Susan Gentry
Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why...

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Categories: children, funny, humorous, mystery,

This is Not My Life by Karl Goulbourne
This is not my life
Where is the remote
I wanna rewind
What was on my mind?

This is no joke
Was I on some dope?
Smoking shag or sniffing coke
Is...

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Categories: children, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium MemberKIDS TALK by SYLVIA Coulstock
What’s that funny thing,
What does it do?
Did it come with you,
Or did it just grew?
What’s it for that funny thing,
If you touch it,what does it...

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Categories: children,

I've Never Grown Up by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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Categories: childhood, children, funny, humor,

Premium MemberI Wish I Was An Octopus by Nina Parmenter
I wish I was an... octopus,
Way down in the depths of the sea,
With suckers so comical, face diabolical,
Kooky as kooky can be!

Hurray! Hurray! I’d be...

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Categories: children, animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Knock Knock Upon My Heart by Mike Hauser
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
Was her favorite knock, knock joke
Every time I think of her
There's a lump now in my throat

She always seemed...

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Categories: children, death,

The Christmas Panto by roger turner
The Christmas season is upon us
With lots of things to show
NO THERE ISN'T , YES THERE IS
And the best of them's the Panto

Dick Whittington and...

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Categories: children, christmas, december, fairy,

spy at the airport by roger turner
there's a spy inside the airport
Don't ask me how I know
Just believe me when I tell you
It's your job to make him show

He's somewhere in...

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Categories: 3rd grade, children, funny,

Santa's New Team by roger turner
Christmas Eve was coming
There was plenty to be done
There were protocols to follow
There were programs to be run

Presents needed wrapping
Elves had duties of their own
They've...

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Categories: childhood, children, christmas, december,