Funny Children Poems | Examples

These Funny Children poems are examples of Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Children Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberFun is Not Funny

          Out back are stacks
               of lumber
	
	  Kids play hide-and-seek
               back there

          Some get hurt and cry
               It is serious


Premium MemberLittle Prince Buttercup

Little prince buttercup

How dare you gorge me with those eyes
I am royalty standing alone
My beautiful body being gorged by you 
There take that see how you like it
You ugly beast 
Maybe that will teach you a lesson 
With messing with me

Premium MemberChild and Cupcake

Child and a cupcake Shall I take it Quite the challenge Looks scrumptious When she turns, I’ll take it Hoping she turns fast Then it’s my turn to take it Yayyyyy Yummy.

Premium MemberLoving his Excitement

in the heat of the day, I heard giggles
he was three, everything was funny
He had leaned into the sprinkler
I took his photo, capturing this moment
loving his excitement, unaware of the sun
who was enjoying this as much as I

Premium MemberForts and Castles Where We Played

Boys Forts 

The boys would climb up,
taking toys and making noise,
into the tall trees.

Wearing funny hats,
yelling~ were their pants on fire?
we did laugh at them.



Girls Castles

Dining room table,
with long lace cloth was our spot,
under on the floor.

Dolls were everywhere,
tea and cookies were a treat,
we were princesses.


Premium MemberAPROPOS OF DING DONG DITCH AND PALS

APROPOS OF DING DONG DITCH AND PALS

Literally, AI pranks
Have caused suicides:-
One while on the computer;
The other by a back shot:-
This may sound funny,
But death is no silly joke;
Neither should pranks be:-
Putting all in perspective,
In half of a month,
Check out “AI Psychosis”
And its friend, “Sycophancy”!?!
As must be with war,
Let us crack down on greed and
Its collateral damage:
At least give this all some thought:-

Premium MemberCranium Composure Compromised

Calendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos could conduce calamity,
kindred claiming complete cuckoo-ness,
summer sanity-stealing s'mores scavengers!

Premium MemberSelf Satisfied

Self Satisfied

Premium MemberHappiness

Happiness is never being alone, or having to frown
Happiness to me is being a funny clown
Kids laugh and smile making life worth while
Yes, that's happiness to me. my funny clown

I go through life with a bright cheery smile
Making kids laugh for miles and miles
When the makeup comes off and I begin to frown
I think of those kids and my frown turns upside down

Loneliness is sad, it gets me down
So I hide my loneliness behind my clown
Adults are alright, and sometimes make me smile
But my clown and kids laughter make my life worth while

Premium MemberPicky Nose


   I used to love to pick my nose.
   After 3,
   Better than playing with my toes.
   With a nose you see,
   Each little crevasse has a surprise for me!
   A goober,
   A booger.
   Nothing I would find amiss.
   Cleanest nose in town,
   Until Momma was around.

   Momma said, "Don't pick your nose,
                         You might get it on my hose!
                        There are not gold doubloons in there,
                         Just goobers and boogers.
                         Perhaps a bit of hair."

   But that's the whole point!
   My boogers and goobers,
   Are my snacks at night!
   Mommas in bed.   
   It's dark,
   No one will see.
   Just me and my nose,
   Boogers and goobers are free!

Premium MemberHi Hey Ho


Connor Constrictor 
crept through the carpet.
Marianne Marmot 
marched through the market
singing, “Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
Boys and girls join in singing,
“Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
 
Tutu Toucan 
turned to and fro
while Wally Walrus 
watched in slow mo.
Singing, “Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
Boys and girls join in singing,
“Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”

Kami Chameleon 
chewed a crumpet
and Tommy Tortoise 
tuned up his trumpet
playing, “Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
Boys and girls join in singing,
“Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”

All the animals
clamored for more,
more of the funny
musical score
singing, “Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
Boys and girls join in singing, 
“Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”

Premium MemberMy Basset Ran Off with My Essay

My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail

She went through all my papers
and threw them on the floor
Oh that crazy basset
She almost broke the door

I did not stop her
I wanted to find out more
And that is when I realized
Her tongue could clean the floor

She brought me so much joy
I really couldn't complain
This crazy basset dog of mine
Put sunshine into my life and kept away the rain

Whenever I was sad
She'd lay her cute head on my lap
She wouldn't eat or move
Until I took a nap

I couldn't believe my eyes
When she ran off with a broom
She skidded all over the tiles
And brought new meaning on to how to clean a room

Premium MemberLittle Darlings

Two dazzling dainty darlings, 
Delightful flowers on a tree, 
Fancy pretence funny role-play, 
Sing alluring songs, no worry! 

Favourite choice playing house, 
Invite friends to flavoured tea, 
Decorative cups and pots as well, 
Welcoming hosts, amazing to see! 

Decked gracefully, embellished hair, 
Blushing cheeks, gorgeous smile, 
Angelic beauty of innocence, 
Oh my, what a captivating style! 


Picture 2

Premium Member Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer Sledding

Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be forgotten!”
Dad pleads his case,
“But, I put a mattress on the bottom.”

Premium MemberA Sausage Tale - Not In a Gale

Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going well, until one sausage began to sneeze
Sweat dripped down the sausage's skin
It fell out of the racing car and wished it were back in the tin
The big wheels of a jeep almost crushed it but the wind blew it away
And nobody ever found it until today

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