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Funny Children Poems

These Funny Children poems are examples of Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Children Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberDragon Giggles by Susan Jeavons
Dragon Giggles

To make a dragon giggle 
you must wiggle  both your ears 
stand upon one foot
scream and shout  and hope he hears.
If he...

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Categories: children, courage, fantasy, giggle,

Premium MemberDragon Fare by Susan Jeavons
I invited a dragon to dinner
(That was almost the wrong thing to do!)
Have you ever seen what a dragon
can do to a bowl of beef...

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Categories: children, courage, fantasy, food,



Premium MemberA Purple Garlic Kiss by Susan Jeavons
My name is Ethel Mary 
And I have to tell you this
I hate it when Aunt Geri
gives a purple garlic kiss!
I hate it when my...

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Categories: children, family, funny, how

Did Cracker Jacks really have a great prize by Fritz Purdum
Does chocolate milk come from a brown cow
Is a rabbit's foot lucky for the bunny
What good is a wish on a falling star
Are dad jokes...

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Categories: children, humorous, silly,

Premium MemberSibling rivalry with the children of Abraham by John Hamilton
SIBLING RIVALRY BETWEEN THE CHILDREN OF ABRAHAM

For thousands of years animosity has existed between the Arabs and the Jews, we know this, but what is...

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Categories: children, arabic, bible, christian, conflict,

Premium MemberThe Dollars You Invest by Gershon Wolf
Why does raising kids today take a ton of money?
   Don't laugh -- Parents don't find it very funny

Yeah, sure, I know: There...

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Categories: child, children, heart, money,

My Little Kitty aka Naming Trends by K.R. Wonder
“My little kitty is so unique,” said Miss Olivienne Jonesmiller, “she’s a precious little shorthair, all ‘tude and sassy.”
“What will you name her?” Her mama...

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Categories: cat, children, funny, kid,

Keeping mum by Sneha RV The Literature Lover

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes


A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 


Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume......

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Categories: child, childhood, children, christian,

Premium MemberLeave Your Children With A Mass Murderer by Caren Krutsinger
Are you ready?
Picture eighty-seven children, practicing for a Christmas show
in a sales barn that does not have heat or a sound system.

A skunk died somewhere...

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Categories: children, christmas, endurance, faith, funny,

Premium MemberWinter Carnival by Eve Roper
It is Winter Carnival time, everyone in a double 
bustle. Christmas Night, as emotions bubble; 
kids full of mischief getting into trouble.

The whole carnival is...

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Categories: children, winter,

Premium MemberSanta Hits The Snooze Button by Eve Roper
Santa Hits The Snooze Button


Santa went out last night dressed as mutton 
drinking too much at the costume party.
Being a glutton woke up with a...

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Categories: children, funny,

The Haunted House Of Fun And Bones by Andrew Pollard
The haunted house of fun and bones
Is spooky amongst the old gravestones.
The full moon shines, strange creatures groan.
This is no place to be alone.

The paintings...

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Categories: children, funny, halloween, house,

Umm and Err Cannot Decide by Andrew Pollard
Umm and Err can never decide
On things to do or places to hide.
Which clothes to put on? What games to play?
What food to eat? They...

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Categories: children, childhood, family, funny, my

God Made What by M. L. Kiser
My mind broadsided by my great-nephews imagination
I heard…

“When God made “Spongebob”, we weren’t here.”

Curiosity, the controlling force that it is made me ask,
“Where were we?”

5-year...

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Categories: children, cute, fun, funny,

Respect Your Elders by Nick Trim
You need to learn the world's an adults place,
and you're just a child taking up space,
run your lip I could change your face,
you think you're...

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Categories: children,

A Tall Tall Tree by victoria addino
At the end of the forest
Stood a spruce tree so tall
From miles away it was seen by all

In the spring it’s bristles we’re green and...

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Categories: children, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium MemberCharlie's Cartoon Characters by Curtis Moorman
CHARLIE'S CARTOON CHARACTERS

Once upon a time, long, long ago, in a far away land, in the land where Charlie lived, there was a group of...

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Categories: character, children, funny, marriage,

The Silly Farmer by simon bromley
Awoken was the farmer one bright and early dawn,
Restless and he couldn’t sleep,
So he thought he’d mow the lawn.

He went into the garden and got...

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Categories: children, giggle, humor,

Premium MemberThe Witches of Halloween by Michelle Faulkner
Face to face with the witches of Halloween
curse black jellybeans

Zombie doctors, unbeating hearts out of wack
raisins giving back

Mad scientists, green goggles, double helix
rejects trail mix

Undead...

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Categories: candy, children, funny, halloween,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened On The way To My Hanging -Part Deux by Tom Cunningham
Dedicated to a fine poet on soup, Lin Lane
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I shook hands with my brother and bade him farewell
Then set off on my journey away from...

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Categories: america, children, family, horse,