Funny Children Poems

These Funny Children poems are examples of Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Children Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberHumpy Dumpty Mystery by Susan Gentry
Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why...

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Categories: children, funny, humorous, mystery,

This is Not My Life by Karl Goulbourne
This is not my life
Where is the remote
I wanna rewind
What was on my mind?

This is no joke
Was I on some dope?
Smoking shag or sniffing coke
Is...

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Categories: children, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Premium MemberKIDS TALK by SYLVIA Coulstock
What’s that funny thing,
What does it do?
Did it come with you,
Or did it just grew?
What’s it for that funny thing,
If you touch it,what does it...

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Categories: children,

I've Never Grown Up by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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Categories: childhood, children, funny, humor,

Premium MemberI Wish I Was An Octopus by Nina Parmenter
I wish I was an... octopus,
Way down in the depths of the sea,
With suckers so comical, face diabolical,
Kooky as kooky can be!

Hurray! Hurray! I’d be...

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Categories: children, animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberKnock Knock Upon My Heart by Mike Hauser
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
Was her favorite knock, knock joke
Every time I think of her
There's a lump now in my throat

She always seemed...

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Categories: children, death,

The Christmas Panto by roger turner
The Christmas season is upon us
With lots of things to show
NO THERE ISN'T , YES THERE IS
And the best of them's the Panto

Dick Whittington and...

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Categories: children, christmas, december, fairy,

spy at the airport by roger turner
there's a spy inside the airport
Don't ask me how I know
Just believe me when I tell you
It's your job to make him show

He's somewhere in...

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Categories: 3rd grade, children, funny,

Santa's New Team by roger turner
Christmas Eve was coming
There was plenty to be done
There were protocols to follow
There were programs to be run

Presents needed wrapping
Elves had duties of their own
They've...

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Categories: childhood, children, christmas, december,

Premium MemberMother of Two Boys by Nina Parmenter
If someone could just flush the loo,
Or pick their pants up - that would do....

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Categories: boy, children, family, fun,

Premium MemberWho Will Teach Nona by Caren Krutsinger
I push the tall-legged hard thing next to the water thing, and pick up the blue thing.
It’s sticky, and sudsy, and fun.   I...

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Categories: baby, childhood, children, grandchild,

Premium MemberAunt Windell by Caren Krutsinger
Aunt Windell liked to control  and direct

They immediately laugh

All toddlers under 4...

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Categories: child, children, cousin, funny,

Premium MemberLulling A Toddler To Sleep My Way by Caren Krutsinger
They used to come only at night,
And hide way up under the bed,
Tucking their feet clear out of sight,
Ready to angrily pinch my pinky toes...

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Categories: child, children, father, funny,

Premium MemberGotta Get Out The House by Nina Parmenter
Gotta get out the house, gotta leave,
My sanity needs some reprieve,
That two little boys,
Could make so much noise -
You’d have to be here to believe!

Before,...

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Categories: children, fun, funny, humor,

Good night sweet day a lullaby by John Beam
The sun is tucked snuggly, in the cuddly sea,                ...

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Categories: baby, children, good night,

Premium MemberMY FAVOURITE HORSE by Line Gauthier


His mane is long and he is very proud
He neighs and roars and laughs so very loud
Always blissfully joyful as could be
Many funny stories he...

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Categories: cute love, fantasy, children,

Premium MemberTrying to leave the house with children by Nina Parmenter
Half eight
Can’t wait

      “Let’s go!”
      Kids slow

Mum stressed
“Get dressed!”

      ...

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Categories: children, fun, funny, humor,

TGIF by Andreas Simic
TGIF

Tick tock goes the clock
Sometimes fast sometimes slow
Especially Fridays ergo

With great anticipation 
The game begins 
When it hits five everyone wins

Until then our minds tend...

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Categories: appreciation, children, funny,

Premium MemberThe Story of Sophie Smith by Nina Parmenter
Sophie Smith came home from school, her blue eyes shining bright,
Her mum saw what was in her hand, and turned completely white.
“Look Mummy!” she cried...

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Categories: children, kids, fun, funny,

Premium MemberBroadband maintenance by Nina Parmenter
Broadband maintenance
in our area today.
Children grief-stricken.




February 2018
...

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Categories: children, fun, funny, humor,