Chainsaw Poems - Poems about Chainsaw

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Brought my baby chainsaw to my baby’s house Attacked her giant limb grrr grrr grrr It was at least twelve inches in diameter I had to lean on my chainsaw a little He growled his way though that limb nine times The pieces were heavy, but we are mighty – my chainsaw and I After I loaded them into my car...

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bureaucracy cull a death by a thousand cuts ~ slasher slash and burn ***...

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The last war I saw Was Crushing Eyesore And I was dead sure Man badly loves a chainsaw: A film that lowered my lower jaw I regarding the scenes from bare floor: The crazy inclusion of Wasting Chainsaw, With all its quartering strength and numbing awe That Man’s Bestiality brought to the fore; A peace move making a thing core And bloodshed an “Exciting Bore”. The...

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The Life of a Tree David J Walker There was life left in the old tree New branches growing from old limbs The offshoot that sends new growth Into the Spring soaking up the shine Of the post equinox sun There standing with a chainsaw And sharpened ax I could see what could be In the life of a tree Not done living...

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Chainsaw Poetry David J Walker The blum blum Purrr Blum blum Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ignition of the Whirrrrrrrrrrrr into Action The attraction of A curio crowd Loud with big gulp glops of dripping snow cones drops melting on the summer mountain of a westbound sun they have all come to see me cut Poems out of Pine trees And catch prose In the breeze Of a hot grease...

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The last war I saw Was an eyesore In a crazy film that further lowered my lower jaw And had me dazedly regarding the scene from bare floor Its further showcasing of a monstrous chain saw With all its quartering powers and awe That man’s bestiality brought to the fore Peace talks among factions making something core And bloodletting, at best, an exciting bore. The...

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If you thought killer clowns were fun Chainsaw Massacre Easter Bunny is right up your plate If you like Stephen King novels and are not fearful, You are really going to like CMEB Come on down, I scream to my neighbor Don’t be such a chicken. Get out of that tree!...

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There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood His Love life now a mess And it caused him great stress So he made himself one out of some wood . ...

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Beautiful berry bushes have grown renegade all over our yard. Garden catalogs call them this, it is not a name I made up. They are beautiful, but also strangling. They have strangled three crepe myrtles, and a couple of lilac bushes, forcing them to die. One has wound himself around my apple tree, The apple has given...

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I'm dead. Unlike Frost and Yeats nothing I've said will be remembered. Unlike Roosevelt and Lincoln nothing I'm thinking will win the war. I'm going to go to my grave unsung like almost everyone. These mountains are my grave. A good grave to go to. There's no such thing as being saved. When you're gone you're done. At least 60 million people don't believe it,...

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Helping my father and uncles when I was ten, felled a tree, on break then ready to go again. I walked around the corner of the truck as someone pulled the cord and I got stuck. Now that chainsaw’s engine didn’t start, but it didn’t have to, to rip my skin apart. Right through my jeans, but not too deep, saw my...

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Before reading, note that I wrote this because I was bored and like to make up sick poems like this. I'm not mentally ill or anything like that. Just thought I had to get that out in the open. This is a creative artwork, so don't go saying I'm fking crazy and gonna shoot up...

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I never planned on letting you back into my life but last night after I drank enough black label to float my scars and let my eyes swim back into delusion you kicked in the door to my apartment with your new boyfriend that tweaker you shacked up with when I left you I don't know what you two were looking for but you...

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Hapless Hank severed a leg just below the knee, When usin' a chainsaw heedlessly, you see! He sued claimin' that it was a defective saw, And hired an attorney to check the law. "I've reviewed the statutes and I can't take yer case. I'd recommend you plead mea culpa to save face." "If yer case was heard by a judge it...

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