Best Chainsaw Poems
Below are the all-time best Chainsaw poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of chainsaw poems written by PoetrySoup members
Chainsaw Blues - Bawdy Limerick LolThere was a lumberjack from Borehamwood
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess
And it caused him great stress
So he...
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Categories:
chainsaw, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Looking At My Chainsaw NowBeautiful berry bushes have grown renegade all over our yard.
Garden catalogs call them this, it is not a name I made up. They are...
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Categories:
chainsaw, character, nature, perspective, pollution,
Form:
Free verse
Jim the LumberjackJim was a lumberjack from Borehamwood
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life was a mess
He now suffers from stress
So he made himself one...
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Categories:
chainsaw, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Trolius TrollRemember the story
of Billy Goats Gruff?
The troll under the bridge,
and all of that stuff?
If you liked that old story
it's all good and well,
but it...
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Categories:
chainsaw, children, funny, parody, tree,
Form:
I do not know?
The Twilight ZoneDriving along the dark deserted road,
only noise I heard was the croak of a toad,
passing on either side the silhouettes of the trees,
my window rolled...
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Categories:
chainsaw, adventure, humor, science fiction,
Form:
Light Verse
I'Ll Ne'Er Forget That Day Old MateMy heart was pumping hard that day I faced the maddening crowd,
Despite the spinning in my head I stood there mighty proud.
Though racked...
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Categories:
chainsaw, funny, day, prayer, day,
Form:
Rhyme
Its Beginning To Look a Lot Like CrapitalsmOnce commenced the fest of feasting and giving thanks for genocide,
‘Tis the season to be jolly to replace our thoughts of suicide.
Santa claws his way...
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Categories:
chainsaw, christmas, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Six-Word Couplet Series EncoreGhost Buster’s Eve
‘Tis the time
to shoot slime.
Adults Only Costume Party
Sex kittens prance.
Sultry nurses dance.
Party Food
Served eyeball soup
and goopity goop
A Bobbing Good Time?
Apple I get;
face sopping...
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Categories:
chainsaw, halloween,
Form:
Couplet
Incredible Product WarningsIncredible Product Warnings
By Elton Camp
Far from folly this hair dry warning is keeping
In telling snoozers, “Do not use while sleeping”
Thinking of putting a curl in...
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Categories:
chainsaw, funnymay,
Form:
Rhyme
Fascinated By Flea Market FlippersI am watching a flipper show
Where pairs of two
Run around
A Flea market
Making deals
Competing with the other pair
The entire show...
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Categories:
chainsaw, self,
Form:
Light Verse
Snoring Battle RapNow don't you be complaining that I snore
when you be the one sounding like a chainsaw
cause of you I toss and turn every night
pull the...
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Categories:
chainsaw, humor, silly, sleep,
Form:
Rhyme
For Mei think
thinking
many thoughts
of what and
what not
words wield
power as it's
said about
the pen and
the sword
but the poet
chosen need not
pull the pen
from the
stone
no need to be
Arthur but...
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Categories:
chainsaw, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Cutting Down TreesAs kids we called it Springsure’s Hill,
A wonderful place to hone our skill,
Playing in scrub till light was gone
Hide and seek with my brother Ron.
We...
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Categories:
chainsaw, environment,
Form:
Lyric
The Murder of WillowA gentle breeze fluttered the curtain I hid behind, as I strained to hear above the
pounding of the heart that was trying to break...
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Categories:
chainsaw, death, life, nature,
Form:
Narrative
Just Enjoy the RideI will take my Chainsaw and pruners too
Just to see what I might run into
I will ride the trail to the end
Then turn around and...
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Categories:
chainsaw, imagination, nature, places,
Form:
I do not know?