Cellulite Poems - Poems about Cellulite

...The mirror reflects a lifetime etched upon my skin; a canvas of stories whispered through maturity. I stand before it, middle-aged and exposed, my nakedness laid bare. My image holds no ju......Read the rest...

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...“That body is female!”, they tell me. At the turn of the moon It purges itself of its sins, Washing away what lives could have been, Punished for failing biological duties. “That body is femal......Read the rest...

...NEARLY PERFECT I know I am not perfect now, but I’m pretty bloody close. if it wasn’t for my wrinkles or my great long pointy nose. My figure’s really hourglass except for cellulite, and i......Read the rest...

..."In and of itself bad, Pain alone has Objective Value for all conscious, feeling beings -- none, for instance, Rationally desiring bolts driven in its neck." -- Logic 101 for monsters ......Read the rest...

..."I hear the first Nora of Norway was a living doll!" -- playwright and modern feminist Henrik Idibera-Ibsen * * * "I D I B E R U G" -- the eight runes appearing on perhaps the......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read the rest...

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read the rest...

...Aging is not for the faint of heart smile lines bags and cellulite sags Your butt begins to fall apart As your mind matures wisdom hacks.......Read the rest...

...The thing's you hate i love vice versa To me what you see as faults Your stretch marks , scars , cellulite and freckles I am unable to see when just 1 single unassuming glance or smile come......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated felt and heard round the world wide web (strongest quaking sensations occurred upon ......Read the rest...

...Discombobulation hammers (sic) kills, lacerates, peppers... tuckered wayfarer Blitzkrieg cacophony debilitates Earthling spiritually, mentally, emotionally... castrates analogous post traumati......Read the rest...

...Every work of art has a bit of cellulite. The perspective is off: a comma misplaced a disjointed ending to a play a cracked pirouette an unexploded ordinance Every masterpiece has imperfection......Read the rest...

...Bursts Of Creativity... Asper myself tend to occur late at night, or early morn 'o follow wing day unbeknownst despite acute insight how, when, where, why... ideas swarm and bite inspirat......Read the rest...

...My Interpretation Of Love: Is being a true friend no matter what. Is allowing yourself to love from your soul. Is giving of yourself self without taking. Is being comfortable enough t......Read the rest...