Best Cellulite Poems

Pouching out in all the wrong places
Changes expressions on people’s faces
   For sugar sweet on your lips
   Puts cellulite on your hips
Never to win, swimsuit’s social graces

For: Battle of the Bulge Limericks
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire
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Every work of art has a bit of cellulite.
The perspective is off:
a comma misplaced
a disjointed ending to a play
a cracked pirouette 
an unexploded ordinance
Every masterpiece has imperfection.

Observe everything from a distance.
Then flaws turn into perfection...
cellulite becomes rippled silk....

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