Guess What the Tattoo Used To Be

Can you look at my butt cheek one more time?
   This tattoo used to be a funny phrase-
    I was only eighteen and at my PRIME,
      and went through a positivity phase :)

Now my glutes are saggy with cellulite,
   dimples in places where the sun don’t shine-
    Lint found in rolls using a bright flashlight,
      my face covered in   d                        
                                      r   o  o   p   p  i n g   baggy lines.

I used to bench press two hundred ten pounds,
   now can’t carry my cane without shaking-
    Was the BIGGEST ladies man around,
      now all my frail feeble bones keep breaking!

" I can never give up", it used to say-
   "I CAN NEVER GET IT UP" - - - says today!



Which Of The Four Would You Choose - Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Sara Kendrick
Date Written: September 16, 2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Lamoureux Avatar
September 23, 2016 at 8:39 PM
Ha ha, congrats!
Kendrick Avatar
September 23, 2016 at 2:18 PM
Creative design with this one..I enjoyed reading your winning work..Thanks for participating in my contest..Sara
Medders Tobechi Avatar
September 22, 2016 at 4:37 PM
Laura, I'm laughing so I can't spell in these comments. Great write. I have many friends who need a copy of this poem. Congratulations.......Bless you, Janis
Scars Avatar
September 22, 2016 at 5:45 PM
lol! thanks Janis:)-luloo
B. Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 5:47 PM
I got a kick out of this poem. Saving it in my favs.
Scars Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 6:18 PM
thanks Carol! Haven't seen you in awhile, hope all is well :)-luloo
Stebbings Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 1:28 PM
Brilliant, Laura. Laughed aloud with the last two lines. Good luck for the contest. Barry
Scars Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 6:17 PM
thank you Barry :)-luloo
Allison Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 11:18 AM
ha ha ha very funny LuLoo:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Scars Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 11:26 AM
thank you Jan :)-luloo
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