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Caught With His Pants Down Poems - Poems about Caught With His Pants Down


Premium Member Santa Caught With His Pants Down
...Santa was secretly reading playboy on his porcelain throne in childlike joy Mrs. Santa, frustrated at the loo door she waited flustered at her presence tried to destroy 12/15/2022 A Funny......

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Categories: caught with his pants down, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Gonna Get Along Without You Now- Ct
...You left without saying goodbye Tears on my pillow Family conflict ... Lust He plays away from home Behind closed doors A lousy hotel He wanted to get his leg over Caught with h......

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Categories: caught with his pants down, humorous, lust, relationship,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Caught With His Pants Down - Bawdy
...Her hubby was found with a bimbo He's naked, her legs were akimbo Can’t deny the fact He’s caught in the act His marriage now is in limbo Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice Sh......

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Categories: caught with his pants down, lust,
Form: Limerick
Positive Hillary Clinton
...Not for Contest I am positive Hillary last name is Clinton I am positive Hillary is married to Bill I am positive Hillary lost the election I am positive Hillary is a Democrat I am positive Bi......

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Categories: caught with his pants down, presidents day,
Form: Free verse
Such a Cliche
...I'll drink to that, three sheets in the wind, the Booze cruise Drinking like a fish, kicking the bucket a fine kettle of fish, beyond the pale. A fish o......

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Categories: caught with his pants down, funny, humor, irony, language,
Form: Free verse



Hard Times
...Burning rubber on the pavement used to be my one big thrill. Now with the price of gas just thinking about it gives me a chill. Used to ten dollars worth of gas would last a week or more. No......

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Categories: caught with his pants down, recovery from..., science fiction,
Form: Narrative

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