Santa was secretly reading playboy
on his porcelain throne in childlike joy
Mrs. Santa, frustrated
at the loo door she waited
flustered at her presence tried to destroy
12/15/2022
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You left without saying goodbye
Tears on my pillow
Family conflict ...
Lust
He plays away from home
Behind closed doors
A lousy hotel
He wanted to get his leg over
Caught with his pants down
Trying something new
Teds no longer got brewers droop!
She likes it hot and spicy
Dressed in tight leather
Kay is so hot
She keeps forgetting to take the pill
Oops it’s a bit of a cock up
Baby talk ...
Gymslip mum
An unexpected delivery
Homeward bound
The wanderer returns
So sorry
Forgive and forget -
A trail of destruction
On yer bike!
Let me tell you exactly what I’m thinkin
Forget feeling fruity ...
Screw you
Its over!
The point of no return
Forgiveness feels like a rotted grave
I don’t need you anymore
I never ever want to see you again
Goodbye forever
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5/7/19
Her hubby was found with a bimbo
He's naked, her legs were akimbo
Can’t deny the fact
He’s caught in the act
His marriage now is in limbo
Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice
She'd clamp his gonads in a vice!
He’s been playing away
Now there’s hell to play
No cheating would be my advice!
It’s time his wife showed him the door
He’s bonked other ladies before
So it’s not the first time
That he’s cheated, the swine
Unfaithfulness partners abhor!
3/7/19
Not for Contest
I am positive Hillary last name is Clinton
I am positive Hillary is married to Bill
I am positive Hillary lost the election
I am positive Hillary is a Democrat
I am positive Bill got caught with his pants down
That’s about all the positive I can think of about Hillary
Positive Hillary Clinton
Date Created: 03/06/2019
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