Santa Caught With His Pants Down

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Santa was secretly reading playboy
on his porcelain throne in childlike joy
Mrs. Santa, frustrated
at the loo door she waited
flustered at her presence tried to destroy

12/15/2022


A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/5/2023 9:09:00 PM

Congrats! This is funny, and the photo is too!

Valsa George

Date: 12/28/2022 7:42:00 PM

Santa, reading Playboy......! Quite inappropriate of him. Good that Mrs. Claus made him feel embarrassed ! :) Congratulations Eve on your win.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/24/2022 6:50:00 AM

Oh, my goodness. CONGRATS, Eve. Janice

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 12/23/2022 7:48:00 PM

A hilarious poem and picture, Eve. Congratulations on your win. Blessings

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/23/2022 4:08:00 PM

Eve, a fun one, the pic is hilarious, congratulations on your winning placement!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/23/2022 3:51:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A fun write/picture. Guess Santa should be getting his bag/sled filled for his long ride/night. Blessings................

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/16/2022 8:03:00 AM

Dirty Santa....

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/16/2022 3:46:00 AM

Lol naughty Santa, he should take his mind off it and go and load the sleigh. Tom