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Santa Caught With His Pants Down

Santa was secretly reading playboy
on his porcelain throne in childlike joy
Mrs. Santa, frustrated
at the loo door she waited
flustered at her presence tried to destroy

12/15/2022


A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
January 5, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Congrats! This is funny, and the photo is too!
George Avatar
December 28, 2022 at 7:42 PM
Santa, reading Playboy......! Quite inappropriate of him. Good that Mrs. Claus made him feel embarrassed ! :) Congratulations Eve on your win.
Canerdy Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 6:50 AM
Oh, my goodness. CONGRATS, Eve. Janice
Buehler Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 7:48 PM
A hilarious poem and picture, Eve. Congratulations on your win. Blessings
Kitchin Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 4:08 PM
Eve, a fun one, the pic is hilarious, congratulations on your winning placement!
Goldsmith Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 3:51 PM
Congratulations on your win. A fun write/picture. Guess Santa should be getting his bag/sled filled for his long ride/night. Blessings................
Buhagiar Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 8:03 AM
Dirty Santa....
Cunningham Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 3:46 AM
Lol naughty Santa, he should take his mind off it and go and load the sleigh. Tom
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