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Catsup Poems - Poems about Catsup

Catsup Poems - Examples of all types of poems about catsup to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for catsup.
Snafu Roux Coo
...They bought a property that was located on a seafront. It was a beautiful creek that needed a long driveway to gain access to the place where they were going to build.Dong Tao Pollo. the guy siad sp......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, business, character, culture, fashion,
Form: Ballad



Fertile Turtle Named Myrtle
...head was potato now a member of nato cats with tomato (catsup) hurrah we just won the greater glory of God were Peter's peacocks an operation which had been called by putin special mili......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Breakfast Last Night
...We shared a breakfast late last night- while sun was shining neath the moon. Ate cornflakes off a cob held tight; spread hotcakes with iced syrup strewn. Made scrambled eggs- sunny side u......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member At the Concession Stand
...Ordering a 'Mustard-and-Catsup' I was ever-so-rudely refused Not a happy camper at all ~ 'Dog-on-it,' I mused......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, food, humorous, word play,
Form: Rhyme
All Rise
...When our waitress spilled the catsup All over her Double-D cup Mum said, "That's a treat Your Dad yearns to meet; His pecker's on the up-and-up!"......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, relationship, word play,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Three Philosopher Cannibals
...Asked three cannibal philosophers, named Who and What and Why is eating life so bad without smothering it in catsup? Who is serving What and Why to Whom on Earth is NotWho? Already eaten......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, christian, earth, health, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
Sassy Get the Door For Me
...8 CUPS OF STALE BREAD- TOASTED AND CUBED 3 CUPS OF COOKED BROWN RICE 2 CUP OF MUSTARD GREENS, DRAINED AND CHOPPED FINE 2 CUPS OF ONIONS CHOPPED 1/4 CUP OF GARLIC CRUSHED 3 CUPS OF COOKED HAMHOCK......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, appreciation, autumn, business, farm,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Premium Member Sinister Shadows
...When I encounter GoldenRule shadows of opportunity to reduce sinister internal and external health risks, like my bipolar daughter yelling "IDIOT!" at me while feeling up the watermelons at St......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, anxiety, caregiving, conflict, games,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Village Politics
...In U.S. municipalities we have Survivalists and Thrivalists, Revivalists and Liberated Rapturists, AggressiveRisk Addicts and MultiCultural WinWin Escapists into monoculturing WinLose Cocoon C......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, drug, green, hair, health,
Form: Free verse
Jesus Was No Stranger and More
...Jesus Was No Stranger To difficulty Jesus was no stranger; Horse did bit him while in manager; Never corrupt; Grew up abrupt; Turned table on a money changer. Jim Horn Group Did Begin Gr......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Go Between Makes Sandwich
...Go Between Makes Sandwich by James Edward Lee Sr. Peanut butter bread Mustard, baloney, catsup Go between sandwich 12/14/17......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, food,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member This Is All I Have To Say
...THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY This is all I have to say Catsup on the garden hose Too small bifocal's on your nose A checker board this more than square A faint pink blue ribbon in her hair A dog......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, adventure, allusion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wouldn'T You
...I want a sassafras root beer soda my head on Mount Rushmore South Dakota I want a brand new pair of brown shoes get my name on a brand of booze wouldn't you I want to live in a mega palace cr......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, fun, humorous, i love
Form: Rhyme
Heinz 57
...Henry Heinz made ketchup (First called catsup) long ago, Plus a host of other products - Some you'd be surprised to know. On a train in New York City, Henry saw an ad for shoes; There were 2......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, history,
Form: Rhyme
Why No Wine
...Be sure to put on your sense of humor caps and think about this one for a long while. Why No Wine Had eaten a hamburger I did embellish; With cucumber, catsup and some relish Then somewhere ......Read the rest...
Categories: catsup, humorous, religious,
Form: Couplet

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