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Catsup Poems - Poems about Catsup

Cowboy Dancers
... Si una dirección para tocar glissando los embrates del amor de la musica puso uno a novia la seda francesa le calla musica el bife! el bife! un broche de diamantras a par como casi pero......

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Categories: catsup, character, cool, culture, music,
Form: Ballad
Boggy-top: Muster or Roundup cowbells
...Great Beefy Tasting -------------------------- Walla,Walla the sweetest onions around! Brioche buns soft pillowy texture! And roasted garlic cloves! Were one to clarify the butter add the gar......

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Categories: catsup, analogy, creation, culture, film,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member Many silly poems potpourri
...In most of my verse, my simple aim is just sorta to enter tame. Then, once inside ~ go completely hog wild ~ showing no reserve, showing absolutely no shame. For example:...

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Categories: catsup, giggle, poetry, silly, writing,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Blither-Blather and Red Yuck, and Pray Like Your Hair's on Fire, 'Coz It Is
... when accused of blither-blather seek shelter in the moment, rather than plunge right in confrontationally into a bottomless pit of calumny remember to count to ten aga......

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Categories: catsup, anger, fate, fear, prayer,
Form: Couplet
Snafu Roux Coo
...They bought a property that was located on a seafront. It was a beautiful creek that needed a long driveway to gain access to the place where they were going to build.Dong Tao Pollo. the guy siad sp......

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Categories: catsup, business, character, culture, fashion,
Form: Ballad



Fertile Turtle Named Myrtle
...head was potato now a member of nato cats with tomato (catsup) hurrah we just won the greater glory of God were Peter's peacocks an operation which had been called by putin special mili......

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Categories: catsup, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Breakfast Last Night
...We shared a breakfast late last night- while sun was shining neath the moon. Ate cornflakes off a cob held tight; spread hotcakes with iced syrup strewn. Made scrambled eggs- sunny side u......

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Categories: catsup, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member At the Concession Stand
...Ordering a 'Mustard-and-Catsup' I was ever-so-rudely refused Not a happy camper at all ~ 'Dog-on-it,' I mused......

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Categories: catsup, food, humorous, word play,
Form: Rhyme
All Rise
...When our waitress spilled the catsup All over her Double-D cup Mum said, "That's a treat Your Dad yearns to meet; His pecker's on the up-and-up!"......

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Categories: catsup, relationship, word play,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Three Philosopher Cannibals
...Asked three cannibal philosophers, named Who and What and Why is eating life so bad without smothering it in catsup? Who is serving What and Why to Whom on Earth is NotWho? Already eaten......

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Categories: catsup, christian, earth, health, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
Sassy Get the Door For Me
...8 CUPS OF STALE BREAD- TOASTED AND CUBED 3 CUPS OF COOKED BROWN RICE 2 CUP OF MUSTARD GREENS, DRAINED AND CHOPPED FINE 2 CUPS OF ONIONS CHOPPED 1/4 CUP OF GARLIC CRUSHED 3 CUPS OF COOKED HAMHOCK......

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Categories: catsup, appreciation, autumn, business, farm,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Premium Member Sinister Shadows
...When I encounter GoldenRule shadows of opportunity to reduce sinister internal and external health risks, like my bipolar daughter yelling "IDIOT!" at me while feeling up the watermelons at St......

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Categories: catsup, anxiety, caregiving, conflict, games,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Village Politics
...In U.S. municipalities we have Survivalists and Thrivalists, Revivalists and Liberated Rapturists, AggressiveRisk Addicts and MultiCultural WinWin Escapists into monoculturing WinLose Cocoon C......

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Categories: catsup, drug, green, hair, health,
Form: Free verse
Jesus Was No Stranger and More
...Jesus Was No Stranger To difficulty Jesus was no stranger; Horse did bit him while in manager; Never corrupt; Grew up abrupt; Turned table on a money changer. Jim Horn Group Did Begin Gr......

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Categories: catsup, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Go Between Makes Sandwich
...Go Between Makes Sandwich by James Edward Lee Sr. Peanut butter bread Mustard, baloney, catsup Go between sandwich 12/14/17......

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Categories: catsup, food,
Form: Haiku

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