Catsup Poems - Poems about Catsup

Cowboy Dancers

...
Si una dirección para tocar glissando

los embrates del amor
de la musica
puso uno a novia
la seda francesa
le calla musica
el bife!
el bife!
un broche de diamantras
a par como casi
pero...

Boggy-top: Muster or Roundup cowbells

...Great Beefy Tasting
--------------------------
Walla,Walla
the sweetest onions around!
Brioche buns soft pillowy texture!
And roasted garlic cloves!
Were one to
clarify the butter
add the gar...

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II

...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.

Blither-Blather and Red Yuck, and Pray Like Your Hair's on Fire, 'Coz It Is

...
    when accused of blither-blather
      seek shelter in the moment, rather
    than plunge right in confrontationally
      into a bottomless pit of calumny

    remember to count to ten aga...

Snafu Roux Coo

...They bought a property that was located on a seafront.
It was a beautiful creek that needed a long driveway to gain access to the place where they were going to build.Dong Tao Pollo. the guy siad sp...

Fertile Turtle Named Myrtle

...head was potato
now a member of nato
cats with tomato
(catsup) 

hurrah we just won
the greater glory of God
were Peter's peacocks

an operation
which had been called by putin
special mili...

Breakfast Last Night

...We shared a breakfast late last night-

while sun was shining neath the moon.

Ate cornflakes off a cob held tight;

spread hotcakes with iced syrup strewn.

Made scrambled eggs- sunny side u...

At the Concession Stand

...Ordering a 'Mustard-and-Catsup'
  I was ever-so-rudely refused

  Not a happy camper at all ~
      'Dog-on-it,' I mused...

All Rise

...When our waitress spilled the catsup
All over her Double-D cup
Mum said, "That's a treat
Your Dad yearns to meet;
His pecker's on the up-and-up!"...

Three Philosopher Cannibals

...Asked three cannibal philosophers,
named Who
and What
and Why
is eating life so bad
without smothering it in catsup?

Who is serving What
and Why
to Whom 
on Earth is NotWho?
Already eaten...

Sassy Get the Door For Me

...8 CUPS OF STALE BREAD- TOASTED AND CUBED
3 CUPS OF COOKED BROWN RICE
2 CUP OF MUSTARD GREENS, DRAINED AND CHOPPED FINE
2 CUPS OF ONIONS CHOPPED
1/4 CUP OF GARLIC CRUSHED
3 CUPS OF COOKED HAMHOCK...

Sinister Shadows

...When I encounter
GoldenRule shadows
of opportunity
to reduce sinister internal and external health risks,
like my bipolar daughter
yelling "IDIOT!" at me
while feeling up the watermelons
at St...

Village Politics

...In U.S. municipalities
we have Survivalists
and Thrivalists,
Revivalists
and Liberated Rapturists,
AggressiveRisk Addicts
and MultiCultural WinWin Escapists
into monoculturing WinLose Cocoon C...

Jesus Was No Stranger and More

...Jesus Was No Stranger

To difficulty Jesus was no stranger;
Horse did bit him while in manager;
Never corrupt;
Grew up abrupt;
Turned table on a money changer.

Jim Horn

Group Did Begin Gr...

Go Between Makes Sandwich

...Go Between Makes Sandwich
by James Edward Lee Sr.

Peanut butter bread
Mustard, baloney, catsup
Go between sandwich

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