FLORIDA PLEASE COME
ARIZONA ARE NOT SCUM
CANUCKS GIVE THE THUMB
ARE JUST NASTY DUCKS
TALK INSULTING US, CANUCKS
CALL US NASTY CLUCKS
IT IS NEVER DUCKS
IT IS ALSO NEVER CLUCKS
JUST SAYING AW SHUCKS
TRUMP YOU SLIMY DUCK
TARIFF AN ANGRY CANUCK
YOU REALLY DO SUCK
IT IS NEVER DUCK
WHO WILL WIN THE DAY?
SEPARATIST WE MUST SLAY
CANUCKS WIN THE DAY
Darn dogs bark, disturbing my thought
Two canucks in a truck never give up,
With a wide turning radius they hobble the curb,
Parking in stalls, for small cars,
One stops next to you, to block the view,
The senior’s scooter pushes through
The traffic, at the shopping mall
All with conflicting purposes
Trying to buy food ~psp
dr. (pi)
.
Hickory Dickory Duck
The defenseman stole the puck
He still didn’t score
The game was a bore
Hockey’s a game for Canucks
Hearts shattered
Open ice
Friendly smiles
Competitions vice
A tie, they say
A game well loved
How can we win
When peace is the ideal above
We slaughter them humanely
We butcher them halal
Oil don't do well on our coast
And Orca's don't do well there
Are we better at entertaining than winning?
Now there's an original thought
We'd better burey the Oilers
Otherwise we'll get caught
q*eer canucks be warned
the state of the states at stake~
freedom conundrum
Upon the mild mannered Canucks,
Descended an army of trucks.
In the capital town
To bring the government down…
A town full of lawyers, good luck!
Over here, send the word over there
Canucks are coming, limericks to share
The drums are drumming
Good times are a-coming
Send a good giggle word, better be prepared
A down day I'm having
They are certainly rare
No real reason
Not too happy I declare
Just one of those days
The approach of the cold
Just another winter
Could be I suppose
Each year around this time
I'm afflicted by this
The on-come of winter
The warmth I will miss
I'm aware of the seasons
Three are okay
The fourth old man winter
Wish it would go away
Sure must be speaking
For most of us Canucks
Maybe this year will be mild
Hope with some luck
Who am I kidding
It's in Canada I reside
Mild pertains to cheddar
Not the temperature outside
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks
A down day I'm having
They are certainly rare
No real reason
Not very happy I declare
Just one of those day
The approach of the cold
Could it be winter
Could be I suppose
Each year round this time
I'm afflicted by this
The on come of winter
The warmth I will miss
I'm aware of the seasons
Three are okay
The fourth old man winter
Wish would just go away
Sure must be speaking
For most Canucks
Maybe a mild winter
We'll have with some luck
Who am I kidding
It's in Canada I reside
Mild pertains to cheddar
Not the temperature outside
© Jack Ellison 2013
Got dumped on last night... about 4 or 5 inches!!!
Hockey season has just begun.
Now glued to t.v. for my fun.
Canucks is my team,
We have common dream,
This year `Lord Stanley' will be won.
for "Let's Limerick" sports nut contest
Oliver Smart so full of
pride
Loved to toboggan, on his
bum he did slide
Yippee he would yell as he
conquered the hill
Maybe I’ll go to Vancouver,
compete, what a thrill
Pictures of gold medals in
his head did deluge
Instead to find out that his
sport was the luge
Crazy canucks he
exclaimed with a shout
Sorry boys but this Oliver’s
out
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