Best Canucks Poems
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks
A down day I'm having
They are certainly rare
No real reason
Not very happy I declare
Just one of those day
The approach of the cold
Could it be winter
Could be I suppose
Each year round this time
I'm afflicted by this
The on come of winter
The warmth I will miss
I'm aware of the seasons
Three are okay
The fourth old man winter
Wish would just go away
Sure must be speaking
For most Canucks
Maybe a mild winter
We'll have with some luck
Who am I kidding
It's in Canada I reside
Mild pertains to cheddar
Not the temperature outside
© Jack Ellison 2013
Got dumped on last night... about 4 or 5 inches!!!
Hockey season has just begun.
Now glued to t.v. for my fun.
Canucks is my team,
We have common dream,
This year `Lord Stanley' will be won.
for "Let's Limerick" sports nut contest
Oliver Smart so full of
pride
Loved to toboggan, on his
bum he did slide
Yippee he would yell as he
conquered the hill
Maybe I’ll go to Vancouver,
compete, what a thrill
Pictures of gold medals in
his head did deluge
Instead to find out that his
sport was the luge
Crazy canucks he
exclaimed with a shout
Sorry boys but this Oliver’s
out
Upon the mild mannered Canucks,
Descended an army of trucks.
In the capital town
To bring the government down…
A town full of lawyers, good luck!
There was a knight with locks that were golden
Protecting a kingdom in threat of folding
King and his trusting mighty duck
Caring only for the almighty buck
From the north
Sharks were present for what it was worth
Putting on stage predators telling them to go forth
Until one day in a foggy dream
A mariner let out a scream
There was a gigantic Kraken
Started attacking
With only eleven on board
Holding things on shore
Trying not the rip the chord
Apparently the King’s mighty duck
Got wind about the maritime bad luck
Issuing a statement through a loud quack
How the fisherman got whacked
Upon pondering the news
King knew what to do
Take the singing predator out on a date
Make them lyrical bait
Seasoned to perfection
No reason for a rejection
Sending the sharks in
From the tank where they are projected to win
Sticking out their deadly fin
Somewhere in the desert the knight with golden locks
Was watching the clock
When a peasant came by
Noticing the golden lock good looking guy
Walking her coyote companion
Ran in
To each other
Both needing a lover
Smiling a grin
Knight with the golden locks was getting ready to sin
When a quack was heard
King’s message distributed from his trusting swimming bird
“What do you mean Kraken is alive
Wasn’t the sea hawks patrolling the sky
I must go and be the 12th man
Take a warrior stand”
Off the knight with the golden locks went into battle
Easy corralling the aqua monster like it was cattle
In the end he steamed Kraken real good
Delicious sea food
Understood
Glazed with special oils
Before wrapped in foil
Canucks placed at its side
Decorating the meal that was worth a tasty try
When the knight with golden locks came home
There was a call on his phone
From the peasant girl asking “are you all alone?”
Meeting halfway
Wedding ring proposing lifelong stays
As for the Kraken
Needed to receive backing
Sharks and predators answered the request
Wanting the knight with golden locks to be put to another test
q*eer canucks be warned
the state of the states at stake~
freedom conundrum
Hickory Dickory Duck
The defenseman stole the puck
He still didn’t score
The game was a bore
Hockey’s a game for Canucks
A down day I'm having
They are certainly rare
No real reason
Not too happy I declare
Just one of those days
The approach of the cold
Just another winter
Could be I suppose
Each year around this time
I'm afflicted by this
The on-come of winter
The warmth I will miss
I'm aware of the seasons
Three are okay
The fourth old man winter
Wish it would go away
Sure must be speaking
For most of us Canucks
Maybe this year will be mild
Hope with some luck
Who am I kidding
It's in Canada I reside
Mild pertains to cheddar
Not the temperature outside
Hearts shattered
Open ice
Friendly smiles
Competitions vice
A tie, they say
A game well loved
How can we win
When peace is the ideal above
We slaughter them humanely
We butcher them halal
Oil don't do well on our coast
And Orca's don't do well there
Are we better at entertaining than winning?
Now there's an original thought
We'd better burey the Oilers
Otherwise we'll get caught
Over here, send the word over there
Canucks are coming, limericks to share
The drums are drumming
Good times are a-coming
Send a good giggle word, better be prepared
Darn dogs bark, disturbing my thought
Two canucks in a truck never give up,
With a wide turning radius they hobble the curb,
Parking in stalls, for small cars,
One stops next to you, to block the view,
The senior’s scooter pushes through
The traffic, at the shopping mall
All with conflicting purposes
Trying to buy food ~psp
dr. (pi)
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TRUMP YOU SLIMY DUCK
TARIFF AN ANGRY CANUCK
YOU REALLY DO SUCK
IT IS NEVER DUCK
WHO WILL WIN THE DAY?
SEPARATIST WE MUST SLAY
CANUCKS WIN THE DAY
FLORIDA PLEASE COME
ARIZONA ARE NOT SCUM
CANUCKS GIVE THE THUMB