BARENAKED LADIES
CANUCK ANTHEM BILLS DO PLEASE
TRUMP SNOWFLAKES DISPLEASE
MARK CAPTAIN CANUCK
DANIELLE SMITH JUST WANTS TO DUCK
AND PASSING THE BUCK
CARNEY CALLS IT WAR
HE IS BOTH ANGRY AND SORE
CANUCK TO THE CORE
TRUMP YOU SLIMY DUCK
TARIFF AN ANGRY CANUCK
YOU REALLY DO SUCK
IT IS NEVER DUCK
A constipated Canuck named Rory
took an atomic suppository.
It exploded his guts
and they soon found his nuts
somewhere in the Yukon Territory!
Red light
Shining bright
Such the sight
Twirling bright
After a toothless fight
Sticks and pucks
What's a Canuck?
Many asked
Listening to the Islander perform winning tasks
Potvin was the man
In demand
Waiting for John Sterling’s winning command
“Islander Goal, Islander Goal”
Coming from the ice that was cold
Trophy lifted, five times in a row
While Rangers bowl
Throwing strikes
John Sterling manned WMCA’s mike
Replacing Simone
Who was hanging up his phone
Wanting to hear
Nassau Veteran’s cheer
Near
Hofstra where the Jets train
And never complained
Since Broadway Joe
Headed to a Hollywood show
Knees were saying, “time to go”
Sadly, Stanley Cup was too violent for regular routine TV
And that is why we appreciate John Sterling’s decree
When Trottier did his thing
And Chico was the goalie King
Who was there?
John Sterling’s enthusiastic flair
Bringing victories home
For those alone
Enjoying the Cinco mayo championship run
Entertaining and fun
TB in Kansas
has now spread to Ohio ~
the caring Canuck
"drunken canuck roadside assistance" or "AA eh"
perhaps i can
't cook with
out a
douse
of what's
not out of a
moose's
snout
or
what snot
is not
a
boot or
about
but
i know what i
knew i now
know
now
that
then
if your day
begins then
it should also
end with a
Guinness and
an absolvo te eh
men
Maple trees are a symbol of Canada, our great land
It's leaf is featured on our flag we're a friendly band
Of peace loving folks
Friendship we evoke
Spoken by a true Canuck, covering my heart with my hand
Monty Python taught me, the more outrageous the better
Brits were born with giggle genes, the rest got aged cheddar
Being a Canuck
Was partly in luck
My genes, though worn, are still Brit-based giggle-spreaders
Over there, over there, send the word over there
Johnny Canuck is coming, his limericks to share
The drums are drumming
Good times are a-coming
Send a good giggle, better be prepared
Over there, over there, send the word over there
Johnny Canuck is coming, his limericks to share
The drums are drumming
Good times are a-coming
Send a good giggle, better be prepared
A maple leaf fell off the flag
When Mounted Police hit a snag
Some maple syrup
Stuck to his stirrup
Voilà Sergeant Preston in drag!
Over there, send the word over there
This Canuck is coming, his limericks to share
The drums are drumming
Good times are a-coming
Send a good giggle word, better be prepared
(Based on an old World War II song)
is that all you got
dis located
francais
lover
your comment was
quite correct my
not so froggie
not friend
i'm not a bully
i'm god of
what you
call
a sandbox
but it's not
Richard
it's a
cat's meow
of a litter
box and
i'm top
dog
and
you're
a piece
of
shh
...it lol
......Dick
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