Best Canuck Poems

A maple leaf fell off the flag
When Mounted Police hit a snag
Some maple syrup
Stuck to his stirrup
Voilà Sergeant Preston in drag!...

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The Canuck Canuck

Remember dancing the Canuck-Canuck; 
Then terrible poems  did have to chuck,                               ...

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is that all you got
dis located
francais
lover

your comment was
quite correct my
not so froggie
not friend

i'm not a bully
i'm god of
what you
call

a sandbox 
but it's not
Richard
it's a

cat's meow
of a litter
box and
i'm top

dog
and
you're
a piece

of
shh
...it lol
......Dick...

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"drunken canuck roadside assistance" or "AA eh"


perhaps i can
't cook with
out a

douse
of what's
not out of a

moose's
snout
or

what snot
is not
a

boot or
about 
but

i know what i 
knew i now 
know

now
that
then

if your day
begins then
it should also 

end with a
Guinness and 
an absolvo te eh

men...

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