Mom Candy Poems

Come one, come all, down to the Candy Cat Paw!
The most fabulous kitty store in old Arkansas.
We have Animal Twists and Meow Mix too.
Mom and...

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Once there was a boy named Louie
Who loved candy, soft and chewy, 
He swallowed one whole, 
And it took a pole
To rescue the candy gooey;

Once...

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Christmas has it's candy canes and chocolate Santa Claus doll
Easter with it's Peeps and jelly bird eggs can get a little dull
But do you recall...

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junkavore

Sophy’s mom sent her a giant case of “Fun dip” - a thousand packets of sour, fruit-flavored sugar. Is there anything more junkavore a parent...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Twas the night before Halloween
All costumes were chosen hang by their beds
Thoughts of pumpkins and candy treats
Knocking on doors waiting for something sweet

Yet the ghost...

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The eggs had been colored,
and scattered about

The baskets were hidden,
the children to shout…

“Was he here mom, was he here?”
they yell from upstairs

“Come down and find...

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Like a zombie at a town picnic
Scarfing brains in my room, like a shtick
My costume I offed
For I retched and coughed
Mom said, "That was the...

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I can’t stand my brother Randy, 
stole all my Halloween candy!
He said, “it’s all fine and dandy."
Guess I’ll just get more from Sandy!
I can’t even...

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I asked where is my bag of candy?                 ...

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IF I WERE YOUR BROTHER

If I were your brother
And you ate my candy
I may tell Mom, don't have another
'Cause little brothers ain't so dandy

But having...

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mom and dad 
would be perturbed 
they hung the sign
"do not disturb"

you stand there
looking so coy
well look here
little boy

you took all my candy
there's no time...

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When I was a kid on Halloween night,
I would plan my costume to give a fright;
You my young brother did not,
and complained they were too...

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Muddy Water's Gramma gave us licorice

I walked the old Kenwood neighborhood with my twin little brother and sister in tow,
'hold there hands and look both...

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The neighborhood convence store
was always good for necessities and more
Together I would walk with my dad
and to get a smile and make me glad
A bag...

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