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Buggery Poems - Poems about Buggery

EarWorm
... Mind Bound to form, expressioning itself in expose, Borne of fatal attraction and Hell, candied fermentation fomented from randeed runon s......

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Categories: buggery, art, body,
Form: Other
The Late Sani Abacha
...Nigerians’ most feared President And possible Hell-fire President But rather My Bad Friend I had to mourn his ***** end For the Cameroonian Presence in Bakassi He beautifully dismissed as a he......

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Categories: buggery, abuse, anxiety, character, corruption,
Form: Rhyme



Anything For a Laugh
...I’ve always been a prankster and a lover of a joke. I love to see the puzzled look on an unsuspecting bloke, when he looks around and lifts his hat - totally confused. Some take a joke for what it......

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Categories: buggery, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Post To a Ghost
...What's a matta Rick? Get tired or sick Bored of your board? The chore you adored Now left for a ghost No more here to post Left for all but dead Did you lose your head? Did ya fugeddabout......

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Categories: buggery, allegory, allusion, analogy, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Anticipation In the Studio
...I’ve got a mate named Marty who went through the school with me, but like most teenage scholars gave the teachers buggery, and when it came to penning words, Marty wasn’t very smart, but put a bru......

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Categories: buggery, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Nan's Computer Games Addiction
...I could tell Nan’s getting bored with her knitting and crochet, and her interest has been waning with the C-W-A. To think the help I offered had become a huge regret - I introduced my Nan to gam......

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Categories: buggery, humor,
Form: Lyric
Always Danger In the Sky
...We’re in a casual conversation on the point of shooting Ducks, and how they’re not bad on the palate, as long as someone plucks the flamin’ feathers off the birds, ‘cause by the time they’re bare, ......

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Categories: buggery, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Tank Water
...Ted Weymouth rang me up to see, if I could do a job he had… ‘His trucks broken down’ he said, so I told Ted ‘I’d be glad to do a favour for a mate’, he said. ‘It’s ‘Grubby’ Alcorn’s place. A load ......

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Categories: buggery, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Putting the Brakes On
...I often talk about the biggest scare, that I have ever had, Thinking back I have to say, I acted bloody mad, And it didn’t get much better when I tried to rectify, The cause by saving money thinki......

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Categories: buggery, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
So That's the Reason Why
...Their population on the swell, The local yokels just couldn't tell, Why their isolated town called Bugaree, Red dust and drought for all to see, Was inundated by a city slicker hell. You see,i......

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Categories: buggery, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Cranes In Migration
...Cranes fly miles During the winter Migrating birds Hoping to reach their destiny. Buzzards along the way Look for pigeons That seek to feasts and long legged buzzards search for pig......

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Categories: buggery, nature
Form: Blank verse
How the Big Mac Got the Gherkin
...Once upon an ancient time, in long gone languid days, when distant misted myths bechanced in lovely rhym'ed ways, when time was so much freer, less allotted to the minute, ‘twas then the m......

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Categories: buggery, humorous, old, time,
Form: Ballad
Me and the Zimmer Man
...•to zimmer (v.t.) – to flash brilliantly with apparent blinding insightfulness, suggestive almost of a certain numinosity.** •** numinous (adj) – of or pertaining to a numen***; arousing elevated or......

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Categories: buggery, dream, journey, metrical tale
Form: Prose Poetry
Of Carolyn
... INDIRECTLY oops, we are linked subsconciously, to every other bloody family tree, including ye n me... WE want ya well my sweet!!! put IT in retreat, regain the upper seat... an stay......

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Categories: buggery, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Leprechaun
...Leprechaun The Leprechaun sprung from the corn, said "me name is Paddy, Dontcha be looking all forlorn, I aint a real gone baddie," "For me pot of gold, sell ya soul, Needing it quite badly......

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Categories: buggery, adventure, me, me,
Form: Ballad

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