Budweiser Poems - Poems about Budweiser

Hot Rally Soup Note: Must be prepared in July

...Take one demigod from the melting pot
Give it a Mega-phone (the louder the better)
Mix in a heavy dose of Fox News, make it a bit overbearing 
In a separate pot, 
mix 70 million evangelicals 
2 ...

Summer Vacation

...unique island calm
pink beaches of hawaii
water sooths my soul

spicy restaurant
warm and tasty fajitas
honeymoon delight

ice cold budweiser
hard baseball at wrigley field,
summer vacation...

Anheuser Used To Be a Stud

...My horse Anheuser used to be a stud
  Aging poorly, now races in the mud
    When his tail goes swish
    I grant him his wish
  And draw him a bath of Budweiser suds...

Withholding

...5/16/22



Here let me paint you a drawing
My skin crawling
Something stirring and calling
As the leaves begin falling
It's appalling
That people are always squabbling
And gossiping
Yet an...

A Cub Fan and a Bud Man

...Too blind to play baseball
  Too soft for football
Too slow for basketball
  No future in sports at all

Those who can't do, teach
  Those who can't teach, announce
He broadcast games for the ...

Beer Sonnet

...Beer Sonnet

I have a bottle of German beer in the fridge
and naturally cloudy, first brewed in some small town
in Bavaria in 1624.
They didn’t make the beer clear and decided to call
the brew ...

These Old Boots

...These old boots, they've sure been around. They don't know where their goin' but they sure know where they've been. Drinkin' Corona and dancing with a Mexican Senorita in Jaurez, the smell of perfume...

Those Curious Carousing Kitties of Company C

...Those curious carousing kitties of Company C
They keep me awake, every morning until three
They sing in meows that turn my aged blood cold
I would not care except I am mean, fat and old.

I hear...

Black Market

...Oxtail, beef ribs and 72 slice cheese

take it to Ajima 

And double your money 

Budweiser, Coors, and MGD,

Army says one case a day,

I used to get twenty.

In ‘95 beer was eleven buck...

Traumas

...I come from broken glass and tv shows.
From love filled lies and budweiser cans.
Police Lights and Shouting.
I am from broken vows.
Loving spouses, that left and didn’t come back until the next d...

Beer Belly Boy - Repost

...

From the moment he turned adult legal,
Triple B been hot rodding to the liquor sto’e

Making them daily late night beer runs,
and popping them tops with his beefy guns

Liquid numbmi...

Red

...
"RED"


Listen he said, “How many ways can you see Red?”

“Well”, she sighed, “Let’s start with Cherry Pie, 
oozing it’s juices all over your chin
and plump moist Red Ras...

Big Busty Babe's Bar

...Bring back blonde babes 
with big boobs and butts, 
showing bare bellies, wearing black and brown boots.
Because they get the bikers and  big boys 
to bring in big bucks buying bottles of 
Budwe...

Beer Belly Boy

...

From the moment he turned adult legal,
Triple B been hot rodding to the liquor sto’e

Making them daily late night beer runs,
and popping them tops with his beefy guns

Liquid numbmi...

Atomiser

...8/13/17


Occasionally cooked with a kitchen timer
Often bought and drank budweiser
Sometimes worked with an atomiser
Amid elevations that were lower or higher


Always had much more than he...

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