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Budweiser Poems - Poems about Budweiser

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...Take one demigod from the melting pot Give it a Mega-phone (the louder the better) Mix in a heavy dose of Fox News, make it a bit overbearing In a separate pot, mix 70 million evangelicals 2 ......

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Categories: budweiser, abuse, allusion, anger, corruption,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Summer Vacation
...unique island calm pink beaches of hawaii water sooths my soul spicy restaurant warm and tasty fajitas honeymoon delight ice cold budweiser hard baseball at wrigley field, summer vacation......

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Categories: budweiser, vacation,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Anheuser Used To Be a Stud
...My horse Anheuser used to be a stud Aging poorly, now races in the mud When his tail goes swish I grant him his wish And draw him a bath of Budweiser suds......

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Categories: budweiser, drink, horse, humor, old,
Form: Limerick
Withholding
...5/16/22 Here let me paint you a drawing My skin crawling Something stirring and calling As the leaves begin falling It's appalling That people are always squabbling And gossiping Yet an......

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Categories: budweiser, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Cub Fan and a Bud Man
...Too blind to play baseball Too soft for football Too slow for basketball No future in sports at all Those who can't do, teach Those who can't teach, announce He broadcast games for the ......

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Categories: budweiser, baseball, drink, games, people,
Form: Ode



Beer Sonnet
...Beer Sonnet I have a bottle of German beer in the fridge and naturally cloudy, first brewed in some small town in Bavaria in 1624. They didn’t make the beer clear and decided to call the brew ......

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Categories: budweiser, creation, devotion, drink,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member These Old Boots
...These old boots, they've sure been around. They don't know where their goin' but they sure know where they've been. Drinkin' Corona and dancing with a Mexican Senorita in Jaurez, the smell of perfume......

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Categories: budweiser, western,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Those Curious Carousing Kitties of Company C
...Those curious carousing kitties of Company C They keep me awake, every morning until three They sing in meows that turn my aged blood cold I would not care except I am mean, fat and old. I hear......

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Categories: budweiser, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Black Market
...Oxtail, beef ribs and 72 slice cheese take it to Ajima And double your money Budweiser, Coors, and MGD, Army says one case a day, I used to get twenty. In ‘95 beer was eleven buck......

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Categories: budweiser, light,
Form: Rhyme
Traumas
...I come from broken glass and tv shows. From love filled lies and budweiser cans. Police Lights and Shouting. I am from broken vows. Loving spouses, that left and didn’t come back until the next d......

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Categories: budweiser, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Beer Belly Boy - Repost
... From the moment he turned adult legal, Triple B been hot rodding to the liquor sto’e Making them daily late night beer runs, and popping them tops with his beefy guns Liquid numbmi......

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Categories: budweiser, humor, identity, passion, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Red
... "RED" Listen he said, “How many ways can you see Red?” “Well”, she sighed, “Let’s start with Cherry Pie, oozing it’s juices all over your chin and plump moist Red Ras......

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Categories: budweiser, desire, fantasy, humor, imagery,
Form: Romanticism
Big Busty Babe's Bar
...Bring back blonde babes with big boobs and butts, showing bare bellies, wearing black and brown boots. Because they get the bikers and big boys to bring in big bucks buying bottles of Budwe......

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Categories: budweiser, funny, happy, humor, silly,
Form: Alliteration
Beer Belly Boy
... From the moment he turned adult legal, Triple B been hot rodding to the liquor sto’e Making them daily late night beer runs, and popping them tops with his beefy guns Liquid numbmi......

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Categories: budweiser, character, humorous, image, parody,
Form: Couplet
Atomiser
...8/13/17 Occasionally cooked with a kitchen timer Often bought and drank budweiser Sometimes worked with an atomiser Amid elevations that were lower or higher Always had much more than he......

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Categories: budweiser, dark, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme

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