Hot Rally Soup Note: Must be prepared in July

Take one demigod from the melting pot Give it a Mega-phone (the louder the better) Mix in a heavy dose of Fox News, make it a bit overbearing In a separate pot, mix 70 million evangelicals 2 or 3 million fanatics -depending on your tolerance Season with lies and fear Add holy water, a couple of cases of Budweiser and demigod mixture But first clip a piece of ear and discard sit in the sun until it boils- stirring occasionally