Short Budweiser Poems
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Keeping fit for Males
forget the gym
the only six-pack I want
is Budweiser!
05-06-17
My horse Anheuser used to be a stud
Aging poorly, now races in the mud
When his tail goes swish
I grant him his wish
And draw him a bath of Budweiser suds
There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg
unique island calm
pink beaches of hawaii
water sooths my soul
spicy restaurant
warm and tasty fajitas
honeymoon delight
ice cold budweiser
hard baseball at wrigley field,
summer vacation
nineteen-eighty-three
reporting onboard
USS Nimitz
she was in dry dock
Lee’s Restaurant
in Newport News
was my hangout
in shipyard days
playing pool
making friends
Budweiser
fine food
large tab
nice
There was a young girl named, Anheuser.
Wouldn't heed, when folks would advise her!
Her and Pabst, took a chance,
had a whirlwind romance,
and now they're both, sadder, Budweiser!
I know a poet, name of Mark Heiser
Who happens to swig too much Budweiser ~
His ‘Bud’ Mark does slurp
‘Til he starts to burp ~
As his verse overflows like a geyser.
I've been told,
I'd be the white spot,
On a set of pure white sheets,
Last blood test came up,
40% Budweiser I am told,
I will surely be well pickled,
No matter how many years old,
The waiter brings a tray,
We call out for more drinks,
All that I gotta' say,
That this life surely stinks.
Budweiser T-shirt
And hair to my jaws,
Viet Nam waning
While Watergate roared:
Was a summer in Milford,
On Long Island Sound,
In a cottage with family—
We swam and we crabbed,
Suffered sunburn a lot,
And bikini-clad girls
Went stealing my eyes
To teach me of beauty
And life’s ultimate prize.
People packed like sardine cans.
Lawn chairs, coolers, beer in hand.
Hot dogs, pizza, fries galore.
The crowd cheers loud, when the engines roar.
Dirt and car smoke, fills the air.
As I sit and watch from my earthen chair.
And nothing gives me quite a thrill,
Then to watch it all, atop Budweiser Hill
Oxtail, beef ribs and 72 slice cheese
take it to Ajima
And double your money
Budweiser, Coors, and MGD,
Army says one case a day,
I used to get twenty.
In ‘95 beer was eleven bucks a case
You’d get $25
For stacking them in Ajima’s place,
But watch out for MPs
Because If you get caught,
Its court-martials And Article 15s
JEV
Although I've Gotten a Bit Wiser
There is of course the ruin of the old,
when the dead pass through them
like dreams or shadows, darkly
and without purpose-
drinking wine and prune juice they
forget the dead in a hideous chair
outside the GS supermarket.
How do I forget the dead?
How do I forget myself?
... and then, as if by magic,
reason prevails...
although, I've gotten a Budweiser.
Take one demigod from the melting pot
Give it a Mega-phone (the louder the better)
Mix in a heavy dose of Fox News, make it a bit overbearing
In a separate pot,
mix 70 million evangelicals
2 or 3 million fanatics -depending on your tolerance
Season with lies and fear
Add holy water, a couple of cases of Budweiser and demigod mixture
But first clip a piece of ear and discard
sit in the sun until it boils- stirring occasionally
Too blind to play baseball
Too soft for football
Too slow for basketball
No future in sports at all
Those who can't do, teach
Those who can't teach, announce
He broadcast games for the White Sox and Cubs
When he wasn't out tapping a keg in a pub...
A microphone in one hand
A can of Bud in the other
Harry Caray, the fans' favorite
Every beer guzzler's brother
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*Budweiser Beer
Miller Light, Bud light
such a Delight
Fireball, Firewater
never hotter
Jack Daniels, Jim beam
way stronger than you seem
Vodka, Everclear
worst nightmare
Budweiser, Busch
sicker than a dog, who smells his own toosh
Smirinoff and wine
You will be bored and deffinatly fine
Southern comfort, and Coke
thiss really sucks, no joke
Jager Bombs
MMM, Better have a good job (they are expensive)
Crown royal, Royal crown
best Sh^^^ in town