Short Budweiser Poems

nineteen-eighty-five
Budweiser was brought on board
U.S.S. Nimitz...

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when I was drinking
Budweiser best beer in town
and anywhere else...

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Keeping fit for Males

forget the gym
the only six-pack I want
is Budweiser!

05-06-17...

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My horse Anheuser used to be a stud
  Aging poorly, now races in the mud
    When his tail goes swish
    I grant him his wish
  And draw him a bath of Budweiser suds...

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There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...

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unique island calm
pink beaches of hawaii
water sooths my soul

spicy restaurant
warm and tasty fajitas
honeymoon delight

ice cold budweiser
hard baseball at wrigley field,
summer vacation...

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nineteen-eighty-three
reporting onboard
USS Nimitz
she was in dry dock

Lee’s Restaurant 
in Newport News
was my hangout
in shipyard days

playing pool
making friends
Budweiser

fine food
large tab

nice...

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There was a young girl named, Anheuser.

Wouldn't heed, when folks would advise her!

        Her and Pabst, took a chance,

         had a whirlwind romance,

and now they're both, sadder, Budweiser!...

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I've been told,
I'd be the white spot,
On a set of pure white sheets,

Last blood test came up,
40% Budweiser I am told,
I will surely be well pickled,
No matter how many years old,

The waiter brings a tray,
We call out for more drinks,
All that I gotta' say,
That this life surely stinks....

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Budweiser T-shirt
And hair to my jaws,
Viet Nam waning
While Watergate roared:

Was a summer in Milford,
On Long Island Sound,
In a cottage with family—
We swam and we crabbed,
Suffered sunburn a lot,

And bikini-clad girls
Went stealing my eyes
To teach me of beauty
And life’s ultimate prize....

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People packed like sardine cans.
Lawn chairs, coolers, beer in hand.

Hot dogs, pizza, fries galore.
The crowd cheers loud, when the engines roar.

Dirt and car smoke, fills the air.
As I sit and watch from my earthen chair.

And nothing gives me quite a thrill,
Then to watch it all, atop Budweiser Hill...

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Oxtail, beef ribs and 72 slice cheese

take it to Ajima 

And double your money 

Budweiser, Coors, and MGD,

Army says one case a day,

I used to get twenty.

In ‘95 beer was eleven bucks a case

You’d get $25 

For stacking them in Ajima’s place,

But watch out for MPs

Because If you get caught,

Its court-martials And Article 15s 

JEV...

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Although I've Gotten a Bit Wiser

There is of course the ruin of the old,
when the dead pass through them
like dreams or shadows, darkly
and without purpose-

drinking wine and prune juice they 
forget the dead in a hideous chair
outside the GS supermarket.

How do I forget the dead?

How do I forget myself? 

... and then, as if by magic,
reason prevails...

although, I've gotten a Budweiser....

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Too blind to play baseball
  Too soft for football
Too slow for basketball
  No future in sports at all

Those who can't do, teach
  Those who can't teach, announce
He broadcast games for the White Sox and Cubs
  When he wasn't out tapping a keg in a pub...

A microphone in one hand
  A can of Bud in the other
Harry Caray, the fans' favorite
  Every beer guzzler's brother



_______________________________________ 
*Budweiser Beer...

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Miller Light, Bud light
such a Delight

Fireball, Firewater
never hotter

Jack Daniels, Jim beam
way stronger than you seem

Vodka, Everclear
worst nightmare

Budweiser, Busch
sicker than a dog, who smells his own toosh

Smirinoff and wine
You will be bored and deffinatly fine

Southern comfort, and Coke
thiss really sucks, no joke

Jager Bombs
MMM, Better have a good job (they are expensive)

Crown royal, Royal crown
best Sh^^^ in town...

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