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Brussel Sprout Poems - Poems about Brussel Sprout


Premium Member thought clouds
...I don’t stream a lot of TV but once I’m in that mode, I’m down and I can’t get up. Best pickup line I heard this week: “You could be my emergency contact.” A girl recently called me “weird p......

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Categories: brussel sprout, humor, school, student,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Santa Pause
... ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all was quiet Till a very loud noise woke me, sounding like a riot I put on my fluffy slippers and creep down the stairs The lounge door is open, ......

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Categories: brussel sprout, christmas, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Xmas Dinner - Where Is My Mouse - He Is Called Brussel Sprout
...Brussel Sprout Are you the mouse Always hiding in the house Where no one ever wanted you To even have a chew Just as well we don’t all like As you can go on to fight With all your small might ......

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Categories: brussel sprout, christmas, fun, giggle,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Blue Cheese Is Gross Meat
...Red meat is fine, and burgers I adore, but meat that is disgusting I deplore. To eat pigs’ feet or some poor creature’s brain I think a person has to be insane. A friend of mine once asked me eag......

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Categories: brussel sprout, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Recipe For Humour
...These humorous lines were inspired by Viv Wigley's "Food Fight" contest. Could not resist the temptation:) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lettuce pray before ......

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Categories: brussel sprout, food, humor,
Form: Light Verse



One Single Dish, One Single Pea - Dr Seuss Contest Inspired
...One single dish with one single pea The sign on the door said, Come one and come all We welcome the short and we welcome the tall From the east or the west or some place in between Whethe......

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Categories: brussel sprout, food, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Day After Christmas
...All the festivities are now over Oh gosh I’ve got an aching head I need to nurse my bad hangover Ease myself gently from my comfy bed I can’t face breakfast, I feel too darn ill Th......

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Categories: brussel sprout, body, christmas, drink, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Picture the Scene
...Think of strawberries oozing with chocolate cake just with flakey chocolatey crumbs just to make the icing nicer. What bout ice cream made to entice ya, Imagine a cookie made out of marshmallows ......

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Categories: brussel sprout, food, children, kids, fun,
Form: I do not know?
Poetrysoup, Anybody
...Poetry soup? how do you make that? Well you throw in some words, hell throw in the cat Throw in a leper and throw in a rhyme, Throw in your best friend and throw in some thyme Throw in your heart cau......

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Categories: brussel sprout, on writing and words,
Form: Rhyme
Heart and Soul
...Some people they like broccoli Some like the brussel sprout Some people they like quiet Some people scream and shout Some folk they like to kiss and tell Some like to kiss and run Some people ......

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Categories: brussel sprout, happiness, life, love, romancepeople,
Form: Light Verse
Did Ya See It Mama
...Yep! I ist ain't gonna do it I said I'm not and you cin hold me to it don't put it in ma dish It stinkes a lot like fish I said mama I ain't eat'n it For human consumption welp mama it a......

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Categories: brussel sprout, childhood, funny
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Five a Day
...Chopped brussel sprout omelette Cauliflower sauce A baked prunes in bacon wrap Grilled spiced fruit kebabs A mulled fruit cocktail- The easy Way !......

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Categories: brussel sprout, foodfruit,
Form: Epulaeryu

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