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Twas the night before Contest. Sponsored by Joseph May 12/12/24

 

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all was quiet Till a very loud noise woke me, sounding like a riot I put on my fluffy slippers and creep down the stairs The lounge door is open, and I see the sofa and chairs My heart is beating quickly, like a drum in my chest when I espy black boots poking out the chimney breast With my eyes as big as saucers, I squeal with delight Santa Claus is visiting, but something’s not quite right I said, “Are you ok Santa?” Santa said, “No, I am stuck Please fetch Papa. He has a crane on his rescue truck” Papa dresses quickly and phones men and ‘older’ boys Santa must be freed, so he can deliver children’s toys The rescue goes smoothly, and when they get Santa out He said, “I shouldn’t have eaten that last Brussel Sprout My belly is so bloated. I’ve got a buildup of smelly gas I’ll climb back on the sleigh where foul wind I will pass Santa sprinkled magic moon dust into my wide eyes So, I won’t recall what's happened; Santa is very wise Papa carried me upstairs to snugly tuck me into my bed where I dream of saving Santa in his wooly suit of red Early next morning, I spy sled marks in deep snow drifts Santa Claus has visited, and left me piles of fancy gifts I tell Papa all about my dream of rescuing Santa Claus I see sooty footprints on the rug, I think I know the cause!

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Date: 1/14/2025 3:52:00 PM
Such a funny whimsical poem!
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Date: 12/28/2024 8:51:00 PM
Seems that 'magic moon dust' ain't all it's cracked p to be. lol. Happy holidays, Jan. ~ Gershon
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Date: 12/26/2024 10:15:00 AM
Jan love your Christmas humor in this one. As always thank you for posting and your humor is always a pleasure to read, thanks for the smile. Hugs...
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Date: 12/26/2024 7:41:00 AM
Jan, wonderful Christmas poem. Happy Holidays~ Warren
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Date: 12/22/2024 3:53:00 PM
Fantastic Xmas story telling with A+ humor, Jan. This is my third attempt to get this comment through. Wish me luck
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Date: 12/22/2024 7:17:00 AM
Very nicely told Jan, Congrats on your win, Merry Christmas to you and yours, hugs
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Date: 12/21/2024 7:10:00 PM
Jan, such a cute and charming story, congratulations on your first place win. -hugs
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Date: 12/21/2024 7:40:00 AM
Nicely done, Jan! Congrats on the win. Have a safe and happy Christmas. Cheers from Canada. Jim
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Date: 12/20/2024 12:05:00 PM
LOL…when I saw Santa’s booty hanging in the fireplace, I could foresee… Funny!
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Date: 12/20/2024 4:57:00 AM
Jan, there are a lot of jokes about Santa getting stuck in the chimney. I have to send you mail. This is a sweet tale and fun to read. Talk to you later. Smiles!
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Date: 12/18/2024 4:31:00 AM
Hilarious case, Jan, of rescuing bloated Santa:)
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Date: 12/17/2024 10:50:00 AM
Hi Jan, even the moon dust Santa sprinkled into this little girls eyes so she did not remember that she saw Santa, did not work that well, for she saw sled marks in deep snow drifts and saw sooty footsteps on the rug, put two and two together and said, I think I know the cause, my fancy gifts must be from Santa Claus. Great fun poem my friend. A very happy Christmas to you Jan and your family, by the way, enjoyed and had a laugh about the brussel sprout, the smelly gas, and foul wind I will pass, clever touch! Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 12/14/2024 4:08:00 PM
Really good Jan, loved it… Beryl
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Date: 12/14/2024 1:06:00 PM
LMAO! Jan, you never disappoint. Another witty, hilarious and brilliant poem. Thanks for the laughs! Merry Christmas to you, hubby and your families! Hugs Charlie xx
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Date: 12/14/2024 10:07:00 AM
lol you not only have a creative mind but you sure know how to make us smile, thank you for the laughter Jan, hope all is well, Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones xo
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Date: 12/13/2024 9:51:00 PM
What fun. All because of an extra Brussel sprout. Loved your limerick. Would appreciate a comment on my lousy Pleiades. Hugs.
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Date: 12/12/2024 8:20:00 PM
This is a fun twist on a Santa tale. I must reply, "Merry Christmas" have a great holiday.
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Date: 12/12/2024 1:54:00 PM
well done, jan! an entertaining version of this story with a special "jan" twist! best of luck in the contest...
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Date: 12/12/2024 3:07:00 PM
Yeah i will never grow up I guess lol:-) just love the toilet humour too much and the odd poopy poem slips out now the book is finished lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/12/2024 10:58:00 AM
Your "Santa Pause" is a fun write. Great Fun Picture...  "Good Luck" I also did this one. Have a fun day writing away..............
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Date: 12/12/2024 3:06:00 PM
I will drop by and read:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/12/2024 8:15:00 AM
Santa's gaseous butt is a problem over that fire. So "Jan" typical. lol
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Date: 12/12/2024 3:05:00 PM
you know me SO SO well lol hugs jan xx
Date: 12/12/2024 6:50:00 AM
- A sweet and fun story about Santa, Jan :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs
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Date: 12/12/2024 3:05:00 PM
Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/12/2024 6:21:00 AM
Cute and funny Jan! Gas seems to be an issue everywhere you go nowadays, Ha!! Debx
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Date: 12/12/2024 3:05:00 PM
i loved your poem it was a gas Deb! hugs jan xx
Date: 12/12/2024 5:55:00 AM
love these night before poems Jan. Too many mince pies if you ask me lol Good luck in the contest. Tom
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Date: 12/12/2024 3:04:00 PM
eww no not mince pies lol:-) hugs jan xx

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