Boozer Poems - Poems about Boozer

...Angelus wasn't anyone special. Some might say that he was a loser. He did more than his share of chasing women, and locals claim he was very much the boozer, but despite all of his vulnerabilitie......Read the rest...

...(Mimic the song..."If I Only Had A Brain" by the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz) I could be so independent So lavish and resplendent Just a player in the game I would wield mighty powers......Read the rest...

...The Extra Mile Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Charles Messina placed 3rd --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You better go the extra mile In o......Read the rest...

...I've never voted for an abuser Nary a criminal or a boozer ~ Biden versus Trump, wink I sit on my rump, think ~ Now which one is the lesser loser......Read the rest...

...There was once an old boozer named Dale Who guzzled copious pints of ale Although he tried his best He flunked the road-side test And was remanded sans bail ......Read the rest...

...I wish someone told me earlier that I was enough that it isn't my fault my father is a boozer I wish someone told me earlier that is not my fault there is nothing to eat in the house and it......Read the rest...

...Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee He's too touchy feely Eyes are hard and steely He's soused from too many a martini I hate to call ......Read the rest...

...Notice me! Notice me! I’m being maligned Everyone is against me, and I am mistreated How can these awful people be so unkind? I feel like I’ve been overlooked, cheated! My fantastic p......Read the rest...

...I have had my bourbon, and I have to admit I feel feathery fine, refreshed, amazingly fit! I am ready to tell you a story that will knock you out Come sit closer, and I will share what I am about…......Read the rest...

...There once was a lovable loser A smoker and hard-drinking boozer Devil said, Try Mary Jane She'll surely ease all your pain Loser vowed ~ never to abuse her......Read the rest...

...~.~.~.~.~. There once was a man from Bombay. Insistent, on having his way! Poor devil, drove drunk. Mashed his car into a trunk. Wi......Read the rest...

...Obama Had Told His Mama became a trauma obama told his mama we shot osama Had Been Super Duper Blooper Started out super turned out to be big duper becoming blooper Am dissatisfied d......Read the rest...

...I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way Parties all night and sleeps all day. He is a boozer. He is a shmoozer. Like a tomcat,he must stray. He is a layer.He is a player. I know a boy named Willy Wol......Read the rest...

...I recall going to the docks to watch the boats, especially the racing yachts moored there. They were an impossible dream, that I dreamt of owning. A friend offered me a ride on his boat o......Read the rest...

...My gorgeous Logan —————————— Oh my gorgeous little bruiser Grandads special little boozer With buckets full of fun and mischief by the cart full Our very own dodger so very artful ......Read the rest...