Boozer Poems

Jack N' Jim

...She's got nerve,
Calling him a boozer
Sittin' next to him
She feels like such a loser
When He's been drinkin'
She'll give that boy a wack
He likes his Jim
But he don't know jack

I heard the...

Grimm's Version of Peter Pan's Perversions

...Most of have heard or read the Adventures of Peter Pan
A boy who never grew up and lived in Never Never Land
The rewritten story goes that Tinkerbell is in love with Pete
but in the original shado...

The Origins Of Angelus

...Angelus wasn't anyone special. Some might say that he was a loser.
He did more than his share of chasing women, 
and locals claim he was very much the boozer,
but despite all of his vulnerabilitie...

I'm Not in Kansas Anymore

...(Mimic the song..."If I Only Had A Brain" by the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz)

I could be so independent

So lavish and resplendent

Just a player in the game

I would wield mighty powers...

The Extra Mile

...The Extra Mile Poetry Contest
 Sponsored by: Charles Messina
 placed 3rd
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        You better go the extra mile	
	In o...

Sitting On My Rump

...I've never voted for an abuser 
Nary a criminal or a boozer ~
   Biden versus Trump, wink
   I sit on my rump, think ~  
Now which one is the lesser loser...

Road-Side Test

...There was once an old boozer named Dale

   Who guzzled copious pints of ale

      Although he tried his best

         He flunked the road-side test

            And was remanded sans bail ...

I Was Enough

...I wish someone told me earlier
that I was enough
that  it isn't my fault
my father is a boozer
I wish someone told me earlier
that is not my fault
there is nothing 
to eat in the house
and it...

Touchy Feely Santa

...Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too many a martini

I hate to call ...

No Sympathy For Whiners

...Notice me! Notice me! I’m being maligned
Everyone is against me, and I am mistreated
How can these awful people be so unkind?
I feel like I’ve been overlooked, cheated!
My fantastic p...

Think Dorothy Lee Will Buy It

...I have had my bourbon, and I have to admit
I feel feathery fine, refreshed, amazingly fit!
I am ready to tell you a story that will knock you out
Come sit closer, and I will share what I am about…...

Mary Jane

...There once was a lovable loser
A smoker and hard-drinking boozer 
  Devil said, Try Mary Jane
  She'll surely ease all your pain
Loser vowed ~ never to abuse her...

Bombay Boozer

...~.~.~.~.~.




           There once was a man from Bombay.
           Insistent, on having his way!
           Poor devil, drove drunk.
           Mashed his car into a trunk.
           Wi...

Obama Told His Mama

...Obama Had Told His Mama

became a trauma
obama told his mama
we shot osama

Had Been Super Duper Blooper

Started out super
turned out to be big duper
becoming blooper

Am dissatisfied
d...

Willy Milly Dilly

...I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way
Parties all night and sleeps all day.
He is a boozer. He is a shmoozer.
Like a tomcat,he must stray.
He is a layer.He is a player.
I know a boy named Willy Wol...

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