Short Boozer Poems
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Looked in mirror
Too much booze last night
Who is that bum I see?
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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FBI Director Kash Patel:
some folks say he's the director from hell.
Others call him a total schmoozer
and he doesn't like to be called "J. Edgar Boozer".
I've never voted for an abuser
Nary a criminal or a boozer ~
Biden versus Trump, wink
I sit on my rump, think ~
Now which one is the lesser loser
There once was a lovable loser
A smoker and hard-drinking boozer
Devil said, Try Mary Jane
She'll surely ease all your pain
Loser vowed ~ never to abuse her
There was once an old boozer named Dale
Who guzzled copious pints of ale
Although he tried his best
He flunked the road-side test
And was remanded sans bail to jail
~.~.~.~.~.
There once was a man from Bombay.
Insistent, on having his way!
Poor devil, drove drunk.
Mashed his car into a trunk.
Wife bailed him out, no delay.
4/24/2021
Their was once en olde boozer named Mable,
Who inn her dotage was sow unstable.
She was thee village buffoon,
Swilling at ev'ry saloon.
Mable cud drink ewe under thee table!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Writes Reserved