Blighters Poems - Poems about Blighters

...Santa stood in the warehouse Full of nearly empty shelves Last night they’d been ram raided By a bunch of discontented elves Recently infiltrated and recruited Into an association of packing ......Read the rest...

...Its the working classes prolific breedin’ That ends up with their needin’ Handouts when Trident needs replacin’ Buck house needs renovatin’ Royal weddin’ funds need allocatin’ Brexit needs payin......Read the rest...

...DEMONS DO EXIST . . . You can't spend all your time stuffing them in your bottom drawer In time they will all work their way out and when they do, it's war Thousands of years of incarceration......Read the rest...

...[Warning - This Acrostic may contain profanity… I have checked and I couldn’t find any, but, well something’s just kinda niggling me… honest guv] Heroes of the ‘super’ variety Often disguised......Read the rest...

...SPIDERS NEVER FORGET AN ADDRESS There is just no use ever chucking them out of the back door Or, even try to take the little blighters, further down the road Be sure to hide your letters; so the......Read the rest...

...The universal worm has got some competition now, since ‘Sandy’ took me out to Bateson’s dam. This don’t include the ‘whitchys’ we get in a broken bough, nor ‘scrubbies’ on the hooks we have to cra......Read the rest...

...The vampire saw the campfire and was hovering around For all the little children were just sitting on the ground He doesn't mind the fire, it’s not ultra violet light So he listens to his dinner......Read the rest...

...Restriction, restriction The world is getting mad, and the police patrol cruises the street if you are caught without a mask heavy fine awaits. I see some schools are open, but some are not, there......Read the rest...

...the only tree for a thousand miles gave him welcome if temporary shade a kaleidoscope of mockingbirds filling its branches it was no longer possible to be blind but very possible to be jailed f......Read the rest...

...“On The Atchison Topeka And The Santa Fe” This song is rolling round in my brain today The Modernaires or Pied Pipers Which group were the blighters That made us sing along in a hap hap h......Read the rest...

...Hilly lent me his post hole digger ‘cause I’m putting up a fence around me veggie garden, so I could give it some defence from marauding sheep and cattle that some keep on their block, and forget ......Read the rest...

...Monday, Monday what a start to a beautiful summer holidays day The kids are on their summer term holidays, so, hip, hip, hooray I get some time off work; just so to look after the little blighte......Read the rest...

... These days, deliveries can be made by a drone. I hate it whenever a machine answers a phone. They call it another advance step in automation. The only thing I consider it is an abominati......Read the rest...

...Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. By Stanley Russell Harris The new mad author Ho, ho, ho, the Christmas vandals have struck. Where you might well ask? Felixstowe,at the beach huts. Three times now,......Read the rest...

...>We need a space filler Dragon, any ideas? If I were a Pokemon If I were a Pokemon. I would not be very happy. With all you silly blighters. Trying to entrap me. If I were a real pokemon. ......Read the rest...