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Bleeped Poems - Poems about Bleeped


Sylvia
...sylvia was it really you those last weeks of your life? from the first wide-eyed disbelieving horror at the ice-killer in your womb but you were still strong then, strong sylvia, shouting, ......

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Categories: bleeped, change, death of a
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Haunted House
...A Monotetra I moved into a haunted house, the ghost there was, an obnoxious louse. he’d sneak up on me like a mouse, my hair he’d touse, my hair he’d touse. My best underwear, he ......

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Categories: bleeped, fun, halloween, house, places,
Form: Monorhyme



Condiment
...needing to catch up on all you did and do all day when i'm a signalless cellphone wanting connection yet told network not available so i give an f ing beep bleeped by poetry soup si......

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Categories: bleeped, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Can I Say Bleep On Tv
...Can I say BLEEP on your show? "No, that's not allowed." Why not? It's not a bad word. I'd think I could say it numerous times, Like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP. "Stop that, it'll just be bleeped." Wel......

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Categories: bleeped, funny, humor, perspective, satire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spud's New Car
...Spud's New Car, a tribute to my ever so lovely hamster Spud . . . SPUD’S NEW CAR My hammy has hit the wheel, but; doesn't seem to be getting very far So I thought for Crimbo; I would buy hi......

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Categories: bleeped, adventure, car, christmas, funny,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member You Never Know Till You Get To Know
...One dark night a saucer crashed; the military quickly cleaned up the trash. In the distance, what they didn’t see; a thin, white face between the trees. Once all was quiet, little Gili-......

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Categories: bleeped, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Men
...Here's an allegorical ode, Men are sperm whales, Oh? To titillate them, you know, Then, thar he blows! Sex or love, bleeped if I know!......

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Categories: bleeped, humorous, i love you,
Form: Free verse
Feedback
...My thoughts The bridges in my brain My memory My courage The baggage of a name Letters scripts projecting all the same Contacting the central station of my brain My brain It holds and releas......

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Categories: bleeped, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Hard To Keep
...There was a young boy with a secret, Who really wanted to keep it, But when his friends came near He realised his worst fear, It blurted out, he just bleeped it.......

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Categories: bleeped, children, funny,
Form: Limerick
Hostile Mobile
...Digital Connectivity is a strange phrase to see, It's all modern technology, a mystery to me. Just a normal guy, not a technophobe, But I thought this phrase was worth a probe. Mobile phones, c......

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Categories: bleeped, internet,
Form: Light Verse
Normalized News
...So, I'm listening to the radio on the way down the road. To a "local color" piece about a some cowboys out west and they're interviewing this one cowboy, "What's it like out here?" and he responds "......

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Categories: bleeped, introspection, life,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Nine Eleven ( Part 1 )
...Nine Eleven The day of 9-11, Maybe a message from heaven? Mind strife’s payday, Being the only way, To get the mind’s attention, today! Certainly not Love’s will, This mind disturbing pill......

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Categories: bleeped, inspirational, love
Form: Rhyme

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