Spud's New Car

Spud's New Car, a tribute to my ever so lovely hamster Spud . . . SPUD’S NEW CAR My hammy has hit the wheel, but; doesn't seem to be getting very far So I thought for Crimbo; I would buy him a new, battery-operated car First, he gave it the eye-ball; and then he gave it a few indignant sniffs Next thing he was running round in it; even asked me, if I wanted a lift O’ for the life of Riley he was just having himself a right old flamin’ ball Then he decides that he would give all of his other hammy mates a call Wow smart motor Spud; what has happened did you lad win the pools As all the other little hammy’s lined up; and, over his new car did drool It's a Crimbo pressie off me Mammy says Spud; cheered me up no end Now my bleeping of the car horn is silently driving her round the bend The other little hammy’s then jumped in the car, each taking it in turns Revving up the motor; making all the tyres squeal; and, in turn so burn A Grand motor you have got there Spud; you must ever, so very proud Aye, said Spud; as yet again, he bleeped his horn, as so very extra loud Then it was gotta to go lads; for there is something special I have to do Spud waved his good-byes; and, it was off in his brand new car, he flew It was down to the local shops for some flowers and some sesame cake Just like the ones, his Mommy; that just for him used to make and bake Then Spud; raced back home again, for Mom he did not want to be late Just to find his beloved Mommy; waiting just for him at the garden gate It was a fabulous Crimbo really; and, Spud truly loved his brand new car Mommy; got her thank-you flowers, and, Spud is now away, driving afar "God Bless His Little Heart" Mom x x x Indiana <--- Spuds proud Mom . . . : )