Best Zookeeper Poems

Lookin' after pests
Keepin' a CLOSE eye on 'em
"Those wild animals!"

Roamin' around zoo
Searchin' for sneaky monkey
Hidin' in a tree

Zookeeper gets mad
"Where's Marty, the smartypants!?"
"He TOOK my...

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He loves to keep them all well fed 
his mantra is always quip and trim 
early to rise and early to bed 
but Ali,...

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When I was just seven, so small
My best friend Jacob, outdid us all
He had a pet Cobra, cool as could be
He forgot to feed it...

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HOLY COW! It's Bigfoot, there in the brush
Lower your voices- he's skiddish
Now, hush
I know his habits, I'm privy as hell
An expert and scholar, I've studied...

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While watching the zookeeper feed
The penguins was pleasing, indeed.
      A simple technique – 
      One...

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No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection 
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got...

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The local Zookeeper decided that he wanted Dragons’ cute penguins back.
So he offered to help make this Easter, for them, way more special, that’s right!
He...

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The zoo zebra had zero zest for his zombie like zoo life
But, was very zealous to zone out and count his zany stripes
Appearing to be...

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The Lion that Took Revenge

There once was a lion named Lou,
Who got caught and stuffed into a zoo.
From his eyes there would always trickle a...

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I got the arrow pointing at you
Yeah, you stupid
So everyone around will know
about the next dumb thing you do
You don't go sit on a mall...

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Poet Destroyer is such a fox
Just look at her long, silky locks.
She just may be gunning
Watch out for her cunning.
She can scare you right out...

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The story of seahorses is as enchanting as can be, 
they’re a sweet little family living under the sea.
They wear skeletons on the outside for...

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haibun

case dismissed
judge in the monkey suit
takes out zookeeper

Did you hear the one about the judge in the monkey suit?  
No, but I spotted that...

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Every since he ate the dung bug, on his face appeared the balls
From eye whole down to his bottom he was covered with them all
But...

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o my goodness she accidentally let one loose
the bus was crowded but that was no excuse
afraid she’d ripped her dress of chiffon
she was embarrassed but...

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