Tragedy At the Petting Zoo

No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection 
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got an ********


Made for Bawdy
Poetry II Contest on
6/29/14

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 7/9/2014 8:23:00 PM
lol!!! too funny, Andrew! congrats on a great win.. Hugs.. Arlene
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Date: 7/8/2014 11:38:00 PM
Andrew, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda
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Date: 7/8/2014 8:29:00 PM
Bawdy and creative, Andrew. Way to go on the contest.
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Date: 7/7/2014 6:30:00 PM
Thank you all for the support and encouragement! This was my first submission to a contest (ever) and I appreciate the feedback!
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Date: 7/7/2014 10:19:00 AM
Grats on your win, this was very funny ;)
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Date: 7/7/2014 9:58:00 AM
This is really GOOD. Your material is exceptional. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 7/7/2014 7:29:00 AM
Great! Congrats on your win..My smile for the day...BG
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Date: 7/7/2014 7:22:00 AM
Great humour here Andrew,, kept me laughing for a while! Congrats on a merited top win!
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Date: 7/7/2014 5:54:00 AM
hahaha, simply funny Andrew. congrats on the win
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Date: 7/6/2014 7:26:00 PM
hahahahaha...hilarious congrats Andrew
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Date: 7/6/2014 5:58:00 PM
Stand back away from the cages !! A dangerous place to be....lol !! Congrats !!!
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Date: 7/6/2014 5:13:00 PM
Congrats on your win. Jan & Darren
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Date: 7/6/2014 4:31:00 PM
SUPERB! This did make me giggle Andrew. Congrats on your win. Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/6/2014 4:19:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!! :D witty witty one!!!
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Date: 7/6/2014 3:59:00 PM
Must have been an unfortunate deflection! but very witty. Congrats on your fine win! // paul
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Date: 7/6/2014 3:46:00 PM
LOL yeah - cute but not dirty! Congrad's on your win.
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Date: 7/6/2014 3:42:00 PM
This is a truly bizarre limerick. It poses a question, answers the question, and leaves one asking the question "What!". Wonderfully done.
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Date: 7/2/2014 2:11:00 AM
Hi Andrew, congratulations on a great write - I really enjoyed reading this poem! Well done!
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