Andrew Loud Poet Limerick

Tragedy At the Petting Zoo

No matter a man's call or profession
He must use all the proper protection 
Ask the zookeeper why
For he lost his left eye
When the elephant got an ********


Made for Bawdy
Poetry II Contest on
6/29/14

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Arlene Smith July 9, 2014 at 8:23 PM lol!!! too funny, Andrew! congrats on a great win.. Hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A July 8, 2014 at 11:38 PM Andrew, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

David Fisher July 8, 2014 at 8:29 PM Bawdy and creative, Andrew. Way to go on the contest.

Andrew Loud July 7, 2014 at 6:30 PM Thank you all for the support and encouragement! This was my first submission to a contest (ever) and I appreciate the feedback!

Casarah Nance July 7, 2014 at 10:19 AM Grats on your win, this was very funny ;)

Andrea Dietrich July 7, 2014 at 9:58 AM This is really GOOD. Your material is exceptional. Congrats on your win.

Barbara Gorelick July 7, 2014 at 7:29 AM Great! Congrats on your win..My smile for the day...BG

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 7, 2014 at 7:22 AM Great humour here Andrew,, kept me laughing for a while! Congrats on a merited top win!

Dr.Ram Mehta July 7, 2014 at 5:54 AM hahaha, simply funny Andrew. congrats on the win

Tim Smith July 6, 2014 at 7:26 PM hahahahaha...hilarious congrats Andrew

Carrie Richards July 6, 2014 at 5:58 PM Stand back away from the cages !! A dangerous place to be....lol !! Congrats !!!

Jadazzle United July 6, 2014 at 5:13 PM Congrats on your win. Jan & Darren

Jan Allison July 6, 2014 at 4:31 PM SUPERB! This did make me giggle Andrew. Congrats on your win. Hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser July 6, 2014 at 4:19 PM CONGRATULATIONS!!! :D witty witty one!!!

Paul Callus July 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM Must have been an unfortunate deflection! but very witty. Congrats on your fine win! // paul

Debbie Guzzi July 6, 2014 at 3:46 PM LOL yeah - cute but not dirty! Congrad's on your win.

John Lawless July 6, 2014 at 3:42 PM This is a truly bizarre limerick. It poses a question, answers the question, and leaves one asking the question "What!". Wonderfully done.

Kika Ayala July 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM Hi Andrew, congratulations on a great write - I really enjoyed reading this poem! Well done!