Pimpled Lizard

Every since he ate the dung bug, on his face appeared the balls From eye whole down to his bottom he was covered with them all But I ain’t seen nothing like him in any amphibious hall That wet, chameleon kindred sure has some mean pimples He stands looking at you, trying to seem really mean Feeling kind of bumpy, never can stay clean He lays body a twicth’n, trying not to fall That wet, chameleon kindred sure has some mean pimples He’s a pimpled lizard, walks with a twist A pimpled lizard’s living in the mist How do you think he cures it, I don’t know What is covering his hood? Bugs give him satisfaction, loves the buzzes and the smells Eats lightning bugs a flashing, swats them with his tail Always has a good day, head can tilt and all That wet, chameleon kindred sure has some mean pimples He can eat like a sow, an amphibious eating champ His tongue he can flick, faster than you can clap your hand He’s unusual and able, he can eat any pest The zookeeper dumps them in, he gobbles them up with zest He’s got crazy sticky fingers, he can even use them all That wet, chameleon kindred sure has some mean pimples He’s a pimpled lizard, walks with a twist A pimpled lizard’s living in the mist He’s a pimpled lizard, he’s got a million pores A pimpled lizard, an ugly pimpled lord He’s gory lord, He’s gory lord I thought I saw his belly now shaking But it’s just a new pimple on his skin, his skin, his skin For John Heck's contest A really, really, really bad parody of Elton John's, "Pinball Wizard" Guess I shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms