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Best Witchy Poems


Witchy Poo From Dunedoo
I'm Witchy Poo from Dunedoo,
I'm a flaming outback witch,
You won't see me rounding cattle up
Or digging in a ditch.

I like to cast spells,
Just like those city witches do,
I've cast so many spells outback,
Successful ones too.

Did you know that emus 
Always used to fly,
That is until...

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Categories: witchy, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Witchy Twitchy Itch
Yes, you're one sexy witch, dear love, but now it's Halloween,
    And I've a witchy tale to share, so keep your broom between ...

Five decades hence I knew the thrills of flesh, and did imbibe,
    Yet there's but one...

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Categories: witchy, funny, halloween, humorous, light,
Form: Rhyme
Mysterious Witchy Woman
 ~Mysterious Witchy Woman~ 

I reach to grab the clouds
casting my spells of seduction
see like me they were
never meant to be held, 
but only for a short time
Im like a damp mist that kisses 
the ground 
How I love the mystery my 
life holds
Not looking...

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Categories: witchy, halloween, magic,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Witchy Slogan
Eerie
Witches

Ugly 
Creepy

Freaky
Sneaky

Floating
Chanting

Cackling
Laughing

Broom sticks
Flying

Moonlight
Passing

Shadows
Waving

Witchcraft
Praying

Evil 
Lethal

Hexing
People 

Wilful
Wanton

Values
Rotten

Cats and
Magic

Crazy
Manic

Fear and
Panic

Wicked
Antic

Spell cast
Spoken

Lotion
Potion

Hocus
Pocus

Witchy
Slogan
      
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Categories: witchy, halloween,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Witchy Whrrr
Written by Gail DeBole 
on March 12, 2020


The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way
As she flew in the day
And zoomed on her broom to the moon.

No electric transport for her.
Her broom hid her in...

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Categories: witchy, fantasy, funny, halloween, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Witchy
Stinking, gassy
Lady of the night
Flinging your hate
Sharing your plight

Succubus of want
Soft and perfumed
Angel from the depths
How close you have loomed

Syrupy kiss
Dripping with pleasure
A pleasant subpoena
To a fertile treasure

Black double helix
Dressed for the ball
Come on, Witchy!
Give me a call!

Yoked and complete
Drowning in my shame
Dark and lonely...

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Categories: witchy, wife,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Witchy Sisters
Three rather out-of-date witches 	 
Faced small unexpected glitches	
	Cursed the night they were burned
	Eternally they yearned
For youthful beauty and riches...

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Categories: witchy, fun, funny, halloween, holiday,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Witchy Bait and Switch
When a woman I yearned for would not return my emotion,
I consulted a witch for a magic love potion.
She said there was an elixir that would suit my request,
Time-consuming to make, but was by far the best.
It had the eye of a newt, a fang...

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Categories: witchy, halloween, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Witchy Witch Is So Twitchy
Witchy Witchy is so twitchy
Her colorful broom is also glitchy
They are a team
on Hallows mean

We see them flying high in the midnight sky
And the children scream “We are going to die!”
But wait, says the cat.
Who knows where it’s at.

She is not that bad, just married...

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Categories: witchy, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Witchy Poos
Are witches real, I mean those that cast spells
Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell
Not talking silly witchcraft
About those in movies cast
But real witchy-poos that remind us of hell...

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Categories: witchy, allusion,
Form: Limerick
Witchy Widow
World wide wonder webs, watch thread
She spins in the dead of the night.
Fright in the bite of the witchy head
Woman black widow on the couch. Ouch!...

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Categories: witchy, animals
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Witchy Patty
Witchy Patty’s bulbous nose smelled smoked toad and horse livers.
Anticipating their sweet taste gave her the salivating quivers.
If they had bat’s tongue and owl’s beak she knew she’d get the shivers.
This insanely tasty fragrance was wafting up the entire length of Six Rivers.

As she flew...

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Categories: witchy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member No 'Partly Witchy' Tonight
The frost on the pumpkin has yet to appear
     In the forecast no 'partly witchy' tonight
   Though goblins and ghosts decorate lawns
     Thoughts of Halloween (still) seem to be yawns

   Yet today a...

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Categories: witchy, halloween, humor, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Know I Am Being Witchy
I know I am being witchy
My glare is strong angry even
But do I stop?
No.

I am not ready
To get over this bad mood
Holding on to it
For silly reasons

My husband asks if I want anything in the store
Just to be able to stay in the car I...

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Categories: witchy, woman,
Form: Light Verse
Autumnal Woe
The bleak sky
begins its heavenly cry
as loose leaves burrow
in the marsh. 

Pour another cup,
fill it with my lust for
choosing rain. 

Sunken branches sway, 
the wind breaks their trust. 
The longing for despair, 
the longing for disdain. 

Promise me, a fool,
a tool in your game,
that your...

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Categories: witchy, autumn, dark, desire, heart,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry