Best Witchy Poems
Witchy Poo From DunedooI'm Witchy Poo from Dunedoo,
I'm a flaming outback witch,
You won't see me rounding cattle up
Or digging in a ditch.
I like to cast spells,
Just like those city witches do,
I've cast so many spells outback,
Successful ones too.
Did you know that emus
Always used to fly,
That is until...
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Categories:
witchy, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Witchy Twitchy ItchYes, you're one sexy witch, dear love, but now it's Halloween,
And I've a witchy tale to share, so keep your broom between ...
Five decades hence I knew the thrills of flesh, and did imbibe,
Yet there's but one...
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Categories:
witchy, funny, halloween, humorous, light,
Form:
Rhyme
Mysterious Witchy Woman ~Mysterious Witchy Woman~
I reach to grab the clouds
casting my spells of seduction
see like me they were
never meant to be held,
but only for a short time
Im like a damp mist that kisses
the ground
How I love the mystery my
life holds
Not looking...
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Categories:
witchy, halloween, magic,
Form:
Free verse
Witchy SloganEerie
Witches
Ugly
Creepy
Freaky
Sneaky
Floating
Chanting
Cackling
Laughing
Broom sticks
Flying
Moonlight
Passing
Shadows
Waving
Witchcraft
Praying
Evil
Lethal
Hexing
People
Wilful
Wanton
Values
Rotten
Cats and
Magic
Crazy
Manic
Fear and
Panic
Wicked
Antic
Spell cast
Spoken
Lotion
Potion
Hocus
Pocus
Witchy
Slogan
17.10.23...
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Categories:
witchy, halloween,
Form:
Footle
Witchy WhrrrWritten by Gail DeBole
on March 12, 2020
The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way
As she flew in the day
And zoomed on her broom to the moon.
No electric transport for her.
Her broom hid her in...
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Categories:
witchy, fantasy, funny, halloween, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
WitchyStinking, gassy
Lady of the night
Flinging your hate
Sharing your plight
Succubus of want
Soft and perfumed
Angel from the depths
How close you have loomed
Syrupy kiss
Dripping with pleasure
A pleasant subpoena
To a fertile treasure
Black double helix
Dressed for the ball
Come on, Witchy!
Give me a call!
Yoked and complete
Drowning in my shame
Dark and lonely...
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Categories:
witchy, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Witchy SistersThree rather out-of-date witches
Faced small unexpected glitches
Cursed the night they were burned
Eternally they yearned
For youthful beauty and riches...
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Categories:
witchy, fun, funny, halloween, holiday,
Form:
Limerick
A Witchy Bait and SwitchWhen a woman I yearned for would not return my emotion,
I consulted a witch for a magic love potion.
She said there was an elixir that would suit my request,
Time-consuming to make, but was by far the best.
It had the eye of a newt, a fang...
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Categories:
witchy, halloween, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Witchy Witch Is So TwitchyWitchy Witchy is so twitchy
Her colorful broom is also glitchy
They are a team
on Hallows mean
We see them flying high in the midnight sky
And the children scream “We are going to die!”
But wait, says the cat.
Who knows where it’s at.
She is not that bad, just married...
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Categories:
witchy, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
Witchy PoosAre witches real, I mean those that cast spells
Only referring to those that in dark castles dwell
Not talking silly witchcraft
About those in movies cast
But real witchy-poos that remind us of hell...
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Categories:
witchy, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Witchy WidowWorld wide wonder webs, watch thread
She spins in the dead of the night.
Fright in the bite of the witchy head
Woman black widow on the couch. Ouch!...
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Categories:
witchy, animals
Form:
Light Verse
Witchy PattyWitchy Patty’s bulbous nose smelled smoked toad and horse livers.
Anticipating their sweet taste gave her the salivating quivers.
If they had bat’s tongue and owl’s beak she knew she’d get the shivers.
This insanely tasty fragrance was wafting up the entire length of Six Rivers.
As she flew...
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Categories:
witchy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
No 'Partly Witchy' TonightThe frost on the pumpkin has yet to appear
In the forecast no 'partly witchy' tonight
Though goblins and ghosts decorate lawns
Thoughts of Halloween (still) seem to be yawns
Yet today a...
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Categories:
witchy, halloween, humor, weather,
Form:
Rhyme
I Know I Am Being WitchyI know I am being witchy
My glare is strong angry even
But do I stop?
No.
I am not ready
To get over this bad mood
Holding on to it
For silly reasons
My husband asks if I want anything in the store
Just to be able to stay in the car I...
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Categories:
witchy, woman,
Form:
Light Verse
Autumnal WoeThe bleak sky
begins its heavenly cry
as loose leaves burrow
in the marsh.
Pour another cup,
fill it with my lust for
choosing rain.
Sunken branches sway,
the wind breaks their trust.
The longing for despair,
the longing for disdain.
Promise me, a fool,
a tool in your game,
that your...
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Categories:
witchy, autumn, dark, desire, heart,
Form:
Free verse