Best Walkie Poems

...I was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex.
It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest.
My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire......

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...War taught of the need for nutrition and good health, 
and so Penicillin was first used on mass scale, 
tin food was too, like never before, 
that pill when you’re ill distributed through war. 

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...I reveal these words to the American,
who has the right to pardon this page,
while the whole world's getting out of hand,
as the evils of revelations rage,

Why's the US helping foreign lands?
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...
There once was a Highlander Jockey
Like his stallion, brazen and cocky
Sorry for being coarse
I am hung like my horse
So boastful, and all walkie talkie




* Written 20/05/14 *......

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...Grandpa's famous venison beer chili the night before 
He's no longer with us but was a man everyone would adore
Like other holidays filled with family traditions for so many so is deer hunting seas......

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...Dark Side

Date: Mon, Oct 19 2015 at 5:44 PM

I'm on "Probation"
I can't catch any "Cases"
Cause they goin give me a "Equation"
I feel like grabbing the "Knife"
Of "Mike"
And "Jasons"
An pu......

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...Cat Love  ©

Don't ruffle my fur that direction! I've got it looking just the way I want.

I love you but I'm very busy today.

Don't move, this is my lap time and I'm very comfy.

Scratch ri......

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...There are so many joys in life.
But one of the biggest joys is when 
a particular person not only touches your heart, 
but your entire being.
Its like we can finally be ourselves 
and being ours......

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...I'm just a Soldier in his Camouflage 
In the Mirror of the Mirage 
Chameleon to envious enemies Onslaughts 
They in the Image of Decepticons 
Why I listen in on the Intercom 
Walkie Talkie till ......

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...On my get acquainted interview when Mr. Rivers told me he wanted the other counselor, not me, and he had invited her to help him say this I suspected he was a hate-everybody-and-especially-you guy.
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...(More Pun-ishment)

The difference between a Fine and a Tax
is really easy to tell!
A Fine is a tax, for doing wrong!
A Tax is a fine, for doing well!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade,......

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...Grandma, look I am flying on your broom.
Where would you be going on such a fine 
Afternoon?
Be careful that's an heirloom.
To your bedroom
To get my costume.
Grandma, look I am flying on your ......

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...A Psychiatric doctor poked and prodded in my head..
I was all screwed up, I think; he said…?

Was it because I claimed to see “purple elephants“?
Who amazingly did some acrobatic stunts?

The “......

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...Oh, the incessant noise, the jibber jabber,
civilization’s cure for loneliness,
the panacea for boredom.
If only, if only, “You’ve got male.”
would be an answer.
Ah, but no…

Tweet on, “Oh shi......

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...Listen to the gossip of the rain,
dancing on my windows and jumping on the pavement,
thrumming  and battering on the roofs,
plays a little sleep-song on my roof at night,
when it hits the ground,......

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