Hodge Podge Four

(More Pun-ishment) The difference between a Fine and a Tax is really easy to tell! A Fine is a tax, for doing wrong! A Tax is a fine, for doing well! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, I once heard someone say. Find someone whose life gave them, Vodka' then you two can party, the rest of the day! "What's the purpose of Raindeer"? He thought that question was funny! He answered her, as best he could, "It makes the grass grow, Honey"! What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? Does anybody know? Sorry people, your time is up! The answer, of course, is "Dum-bo"!* What's the longest piece of furniture in the world? Please, answer if you're able! You can go to the head of the class, if you said - The Multiplication table! If a Parrott is crossed, with a Centipede, what would we get in the end? The result,very simply stated, is a "Walkie-Talkie", my friend! A bullet stuck in a tree with no leaves, would be difficult to see! In any event, you would have to admit, it's "a cartridge in a bare tree"! What would you call a Rabbit with fleas? Which wouldn't be all that funny! I don't know about you folks, but I would call him "Bugs Bunny"! (*Dum-bo = Dumb Beau)