Best Wair Poems
If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue .
Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !
He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,
Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors ,
Would have sum wair 2 go !
Hugh jackman could play that brit dude hoo has super speed !
Shay astar plays Linda Williams , she tried 2 save her dad from
Terrorist , but she did not suckseed !
Mario Lopez could play the American indian levatator
Hoo can give his frend a ride .
We could get that jap boy from the 100 2 play the kid
Hoo has lightning on his side !
Rebecca gay heart can play that south American reporter
Hoo has a force field & can Tellyport . Tommy from third rock
Can play Alan black hoo creates magic cards & can escape from
Any fort ! Josie Davis can play sky Channing , she can just touch things
And know just wair thay bin , but will these be enough super powers
2 let these sykicks win ? David Hubbard can play the Jamaican cook
Hoo is immune 2 flame . Jeffrey Donavan can play that Russian spy
Hoo fails at killing them & takes most of the blame !...
Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .
Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !
But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue !
She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt ,
Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze !
And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool !
But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park !
Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with
Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is
Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...
My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl !
She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !
& if it roles down thoze stairs , Ime still not 2 blame !
Weard things happen in Texas.
Wair former miss texas,s get weard from the strain .
& if thair wheel chairs role down the stairs ,
Ime still not 2 blame !
A lot of beauty queens got sons , win thay wanted dawters .
Thay du things 2 us , that thay shouldn't du !
People in Texas don,t like you if you hate football !
Thay dress us up in panteys & braws & dresses .
Win we ask , thay woent tell us wair are daddy's wint .
& if we ask 2 much , thay tell us 2 get bint !
My sister dresses me like a girl , she sez , Ime as skwirley as a skwirl .
She uses a wheel chair sum times , because her legs are lame .
& if it roles down those stairs , Ime still not 2 blames !...
Ime wondering about moe hunt,s health .but allso about Howard Hughes wealth , &
allso about brainiac-5,s belt !
And win it snows in Chicago , win will it melt ?
The legion of super heroes left stuff at a museum ,
Hope-ing people wood come 2 see um .
But sum football player stole brainiac 5,s
Force field belt & win the cops chased him ,
Away he did melt . Allso missing is
Super boy,s flite-ring , but superboy can fly with out that thing ,
And wair did booster gold,s uniform cum frum ?
& win superman hit red tornaydo , it broke off his thumb ?...
Hat wairers are people too .
We deserve equal rites just like the females &
The black fokes du !
We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists !
And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us !
Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !
Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !
Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,
Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .
Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,
So all u religious finnattix think about that !...
IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .
Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .
Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .
& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !
People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked onions & mayohnaze ,
Are the kind of people , hoo are sureley mayo krazed !
These people use nouns as verbs ! And thay woent
Stops saying , all seven dirtey words !
So all us hetiroe sapein boys , invite all you orange haired girls
2 the moon , included are free tickets 4 the Tokyo orbital eluhvaytor ,
So you can see us soon !
The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is
Pritty ! This beautiful town is the place of my dreams .
And Moest of the kids here belong 2 the teams !
In this beautiful town , are sum gize not of earth ,
And nun but thair parents , know the dates of thair birth !
The streets here are paved with gold ! And weather controle sattellites
Mean it's never cold ! We found all the munny from al Capone,s vaults !
And all our chocolate shakes have extra malts !...
On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv ,
Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that thay giv .
But thairs a nue drug ! It mite start a man-less craze !
And the name of the drug is halseon daze!
It's a stairil drug, it can kill any jerm ! And the lezbeins luv it b-cuz ,
It's a replacement 4 sperm !
So win the sperm salesmen is trying 2 charge , mor than thay want 2 pay !
The lezbeins hoo bawt from him b-4 can scream ( no way !)
The lezbeins on the moon , hav 2 watch out 4 darkon,s evil teknoe men !
B-cuz the dark side of the moon , is wair , darkon has allways bin !
B-cuz the moon is a dead world , u can drill rite thrue !
So win p-pul say , ( woent u get burned near the middul ?
U can tell them , ( its coeld and blue ! ) ...
Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things ,
That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the sky , win asked how she duz it,
She duz not know why ! Tank is very big and strong , lucias krell will find sum one
New 4 him 2 fite B-4 very long . Sham can wair any face he wants , but he can never
Skair that white haired girl hoo luvs him . Lite-Ning cums frum the hands of surge ,
Even if he can,t find Luger the assassin hoo killed the girl he loved !...
He protects the future, from the past .
But u better bring a doctor kwick !
Because that girl is bleeding fast !
Win bad gize attack the past ,
& the prezint and future change ,
Sum one must put things back ,
Like it should be .
But , like In Time- loop cases ,
Everyone 4-gets wut just happend ,
Except 4 ayleins & time travelers .
Hide-ing extra time machines ,
In Aztec pyramids , well! Wair wood u hide them ?
Doug moench story's are allways better with
Paul galaxy art .ths isn,t as grate as
(6-from-Sirius) , but it's way better than
Air boy ! ...
Avril lavigne didn,t get any awards , win Nora jones got seven from sum
Wackoe judging boards ! It makes it hard 4 avril , 2 let her colors show !
And after Blair witch two , wair did tristine skylar go ?
Sum people say , she,s hanging out with Erica Kane ,
Ime so glad she didn,t take ride on Peter tomarken,s aero plane !
Peter tomarken crashed his plane ! Bob Collins crashed his plane too !
Robert kenneddy crashed his plane . But Darryl Hannah made it thrue !...
Brooke shield,s dawter is a shef named cook!
Detective glass has a son named book!
Quinn Cummings dawter is a girl named zinn !
Mike Nelson,s grandson wants 2 dive in Hudson,s bay ,
Wair no one else has ever bin !
No one else can say wut Blair Warner,s dawter mite du.
If Lauren Garcia,s parachute doent open , she wood be thrue!
Kristi macnichol,s dawter wants 2-B a boy !
Keannu reeves is looking 4 his grandpaw,s killer ,
So he can destroy !
Matt praeger,s dawter wants 2 go 2 space ,
B-cuz ayleins took her dad 2 sum unnoen place !
Daphne Zuniga,s dawter leads a groop called the children of the stars
& sum dude is robbing banks! And he looks like veronica mars !...
This luetinnant commander , of the data kind , seeks girl with Beverley crusher
Like boddy & Deanna Troy like mind ! Plus leeta Alexander like hair and
Patty yasutake like eyes and big barda like armor & Julie newmare like thize !
In a year , win thairs an orbital eluhvaytor that we can tayk up 2 the
Space stations , & then shuttle 2 luner coloney b-yond all nayshuns !
Maybe we can have brunch at the sea of trankwilitty ,
In a domed city , using no super aybilitty !
Wair we can watch starships cumming out of the faktorry !
Wile we are eating a 10 sandwich meal , called the sandwich snack-torrey !...
Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,
And I know that it duzzint sound so very bad ,
But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck ,
Wair we know , thair mite be a wreck !
Raven Ramirez is a very skinny thing ,
If she was a bird , she could easily take wing ,
Raven Ramirez has a very hungrey frend .
Sum of us fear that raven Ramirez,s frend,s hunger
Mite be the cause of raven Ramirez,s end !
Raven Ramirez and Megan could cosplay
Tennessee tukseedoe and chumley ,
Thay could du it well , thay mite not du it dumley !
South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan ,
Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living !
It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks !
But now it's just a landing pad 4 ducks !
It's a nice place 4 piknix , x-sept 4 it being haunted ! Like macdonald,s is ,
A nice place 4 breckfast , x-sept that burgers R wunted !
Maybe we can bild an orbital eluhvaytor thair! & a barber shop 4 ball hedded girls
Hoo Badley need sum nair !
It's just south of the railroad tracks ! South of wair toys-R-us used 2 B ,
If sum wun wud put a dor in the fence ,west & south of thair .
P-pul cud git 2 the near by wite cassil easilly !
It's big Eenuff 2 play softball at. I cud hit home runs thair ,
Win I swing the bat . I wonder how much the leegoes cost ?
At the near by mall . & thairs a doenut stor ,
Wair I can by them all!...