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Best Wair Poems

Below are the all-time best Wair poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of wair poems written by PoetrySoup members


Hugh Jackman
If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . 

Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !

He could play a part...

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Categories: wair, adventure, anxiety, blessing,
Form: Ballad



Peace, Love and Pie
Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .

Noeboddy noze why ! She wants...

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Categories: wair, america, father daughter, graduate,
Form: Bio
Ime Still Not 2 Blame
My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl ! 

She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her...

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Categories: wair, assonance, fashion, fun,
Form: Ballad
Hat Wairers
Hat wairers are people too . 

We deserve equal rites just like the females & 

The black fokes du ! 

We deserve Freedum frum the...

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Categories: wair, chicago, community, feelings,
Form: Bio
Luner Coloney Rime
IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .

Away from all the dirtey talkers...

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Categories: wair, fantasy,
Form: Limerick



Wondering
Ime wondering about moe hunt,s  health .but allso about Howard Hughes wealth , & 

allso about  brainiac-5,s belt ! 

And win it snows...

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Categories: wair,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Dark Side of the Moon
On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv ,
Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that...

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Categories: wair, art, blue, fantasy, drug,
Form: Ballad
Astro-Sitty
The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is 

Pritty ! This beautiful town...

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Categories: wair, beautiful,
Form: Ballad
Doug Moench,S Aztec Ace
He protects the future, from the past .

But u better bring a doctor kwick ! 

Because that girl is bleeding fast !

Win bad gize attack...

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Categories: wair, caregiving, character,
Form: I do not know?
The Dna-Gents
Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things ,

That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the...

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Categories: wair, children,
Form: Bio
Brooke Shield,S Dawter
Brooke shield,s dawter is a shef named cook!
Detective glass has a son named book! 

Quinn Cummings dawter is a girl named zinn ! 
Mike Nelson,s...

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Categories: wair, nonsense,
Form: Lyric
Avril Lavigne
Avril lavigne didn,t get any awards , win Nora jones got seven from sum 

Wackoe judging boards ! It makes it hard 4 avril ,...

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Categories: wair, celebrity,
Form: Bio
This Luetinnant
This luetinnant commander , of the data kind , seeks girl with Beverley crusher 
Like boddy & Deanna Troy like mind ! Plus leeta Alexander...

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Categories: wair, science fiction,
Form: Lyric
Raven Ramirez
Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,

And I know that it duzzint sound  so very bad ,

But thay park thair cars...

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Categories: wair, best friend,
Form: Lyric
Planet of the Lezbeins
Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins ,

Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant ,...

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Categories: wair, fantasy,
Form: Lyric

Book: Shattered Sighs