Best Wair Poems

If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . 

Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !

He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,

Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors...

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Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .

Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !

But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue ! 

She has a...

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My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl ! 

She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !

& if it roles down thoze stairs , Ime still not 2 blame !


Weard things happen in...

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IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .

Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .

& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !

People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked...

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Ime wondering about moe hunt,s  health .but allso about Howard Hughes wealth , & 

allso about  brainiac-5,s belt ! 

And win it snows in Chicago , win will it melt ?

The legion of super heroes left stuff at a museum ,

Hope-ing people wood...

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Hat wairers are people too . 

We deserve equal rites just like the females & 

The black fokes du ! 

We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists ! 

And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us ! 

Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !

Or...

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On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv ,
Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that thay giv .

But thairs a nue drug ! It mite start a man-less craze !
And the name of the drug...

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The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is 

Pritty ! This beautiful town is the place of my dreams .

And Moest of the kids here belong 2 the teams !

In this beautiful town...

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Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things ,

That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the sky , win asked how she duz it,

She duz not know why ! Tank is very big and strong ,...

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He protects the future, from the past .

But u better bring a doctor kwick ! 

Because that girl is bleeding fast !

Win bad gize attack the past ,

& the prezint and future change ,

Sum one must put things back ,

Like it should be .

But ,...

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Avril lavigne didn,t get any awards , win Nora jones got seven from sum 

Wackoe judging boards ! It makes it hard 4 avril , 2 let her colors show !

And after Blair witch two , wair did tristine skylar go ? 

Sum people say...

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Brooke shield,s dawter is a shef named cook!
Detective glass has a son named book! 

Quinn Cummings dawter is a girl named zinn ! 
Mike Nelson,s grandson wants 2 dive in Hudson,s bay ,
Wair no one else has ever bin !

No one else can say wut...

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This luetinnant commander , of the data kind , seeks girl with Beverley crusher 
Like boddy & Deanna Troy like mind ! Plus leeta Alexander like hair and 
Patty yasutake like eyes and big barda like armor & Julie newmare like thize !

In a year...

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Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,

And I know that it duzzint sound  so very bad ,

But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck ,

Wair we know , thair mite be a wreck ! 


Raven Ramirez is a very...

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Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins ,

Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant , by artifishul inseminations ,

And thay give all thair male-children , sex change operations !


Now even thoe the planet of lezbeins...

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