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Ime Still Not 2 Blame

My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl ! 

She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !

& if it roles down thoze stairs , Ime still not 2 blame !


Weard things happen in Texas. 

Wair former miss texas,s get weard from the strain .

& if thair wheel chairs role down the stairs ,

Ime still not 2 blame ! 


A lot of beauty queens got sons , win thay wanted dawters .

Thay du things 2 us , that thay shouldn't du ! 

People in Texas don,t like you if you hate football !

Thay dress us up in panteys & braws & dresses .

Win we ask , thay woent tell us wair are daddy's wint .

& if we ask 2 much , thay tell us 2 get bint ! 

My sister dresses me like a girl , she sez , Ime as skwirley as a skwirl .

She uses a wheel chair sum times , because her legs are lame .

& if it roles down those stairs , Ime still not 2 blames !...
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Requashean Avatar
April 29, 2020 at 9:02 PM
Please learn how to spell you autistic dumbfuck, this gave my eyes a fucking aneurysm holy shit. You spell like a fucktard, so learn how to do it properly you fucking faggot.
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