Best Vil Poems

{To be sung to the tune of Cruella de Vil song
 from 101 Dalmatians movie}

Jewella de Vil, Jewella de Vil
If she doesn't tempt you, no other thing will, 
To own her will take your strategic skill, 
Jewella, Jewella, 
She's like the parched earth waiting for...

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(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

There was a Govenor named 
Kristi Noem De-Vil Oh
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing more cru-el
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Kristi Noem DeVil
She hated her puppy Cricket 
with wired haired charm
Her own doggy she'll harm
Her...

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