Best Vicky Poems

It may come as quite a shock
but Queen Victoria
Loved a curry on a Friday night
liked plenty of sex
and smoked pot.


Queen Victoria and her husband Prince Albert, had 9 children together. Her Indian servant and confidant introduced her to Indian food. Taking drugs and opium were...

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Vicky my cat

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Shall I compare thee to the Autumn's breeze
Or to the Summer's gourds where they grow green
Before the spook day's jack-o-lanterns scream 
their jagged tooth grins into the dark October night?

Shall I compare thee to the ice tray left unfilled,
Wanting liquid for our drinks to chill?
Perhaps...

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Vicky is an archer, born on the 14th of April,
In 1977, and started getting that archery thrill,
In 2010 when she competed for the first time:
She found archery thru a friend’s lucid dime.

She lives in Malvern in Worcester, England, 
So she trains in Lillishall in Shropshire’s...

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Layer upon layer then a surprise inside
Poor little Vicky has gone and died
Big plastic trash bags and the face they hide
Poor little Vicky has gone and died

Evil man, evil man has chopped her up
Poor little Vicky was left to rot
Smothered her in plastic and threw...

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I do not have the words to describe the uniqueness of you
You are the voice in the wilderness
Crying out to me
Not to just me alone
Still you speak directly to my soul
I am moved too places I have not seen
Experiences foreign to my imagination
I taste the...

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My oldest daughter calls me
All hours of the day
Just to say, "I love you!"
A little joke she plays

She calls me every break she gets
Calls me when she wakes
If she's going out
Oh, for heaven's sakes!

I'm outta the shower
Or heading off to bed
You'd think she lives miles...

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Old Roy’s place is pretty, soft, songbird sweet
Out in the country, secluded, warm, welcoming
On weekends high school students gravitate there
To sing around campfire, and drink illegally.
Old Roy has been helping children become alcoholics for decades

Not sure when it got started, but his bonfires are legend.
The...

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Once knew a girl named Vicky
She was an eater so picky
Till one fine day
Humble pie she ate
With homeless kids from the city...

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