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Viagra Falls

There once was a man from Niagara
whose wiener's so long it would stab ya'

but when it got little 
his pills became skittles   
until he O.D.'d on Viagra

© ~JSLambert  2011*****A classic "stiff" competitor, standing "firm" amongst other "members" in the "thick" of the competition:) hope everyone gets "a rise" out of it!

Copyright © Jslambert Mister Roboto | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 12/1/2016 1:32:00 PM literally the worst piece of shit ive read on here. Login to Reply

Funom Makama Date: 3/23/2013 9:29:00 AM beautiful poem, well written. In such a windy and snowy day, reading this piece just completes my relaxation. What a poem! Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 4/16/2012 11:01:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Sidney~LeeAnn's "Haiku From The Heart" contest JSL. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 4/13/2012 10:43:00 PM congrats JS on a fantastico third place win ..luv.. Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 4/13/2012 10:07:00 PM Mr. Roboto...love it.., , a wonderful congratulations.. with this awesome poem * good night. :-) always~ PD Login to Reply

Deborah Burch Date: 4/13/2012 6:41:00 PM Congratulations JS!! lol...really tickled my funny "bone"....big huggss--love,deb ;) Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 4/13/2012 5:42:00 PM Different one for sure..Congrats..Sara Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 4/13/2012 3:33:00 PM Yes, the competition was ruff...Congrats to you, Domo!...Good Sam Graduate Nursery '68!...ha ha. Love, GWendolen Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/19/2011 8:53:00 AM soupmail Login to Reply

Chiquitachiamaka Baity Date: 8/7/2011 3:38:00 AM hahahaha...this is too funny. I luv it.... really Login to Reply

Elizabeth Wesley Date: 8/5/2011 10:50:00 PM Hilarious, limericks are wonderful and this is the best! Login to Reply

Sidney Hall Mad Poet Date: 7/24/2011 8:23:00 PM I love limericks. This is a laugh, good one Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 6/30/2011 9:28:00 AM Haha this one sure is funny and witty :) This sure is a fun read :D Login to Reply

Ravindra K Kapoor Date: 6/29/2011 8:16:00 PM From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert Login to Reply

Ravindra K Kapoor Date: 6/29/2011 8:15:00 PM From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert Login to Reply

Katherine Stella Date: 6/25/2011 9:51:00 AM think vigria causes cancer too cause when my x took it seems like he died soon after this made me lol tho and made me think of that jerk lmao thanks for uplift needed today and keep on trucking Login to Reply

John Aaron Green Date: 6/22/2011 7:59:00 PM great read,,,,lol...... Login to Reply

Shani Fassbender Date: 6/22/2011 6:09:00 PM This is really good...totally hilarious! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/21/2011 9:57:00 PM hahaha. This is limerick how they are supposed to be done. Naughty funny!!! This may be a family site, but this is fine and dandy like skittle candy!! Love it. Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 6/21/2011 1:49:00 PM By the way, JS, I lived in Florence for a year when my sons had a gas station on Irby Street. Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 6/21/2011 1:45:00 PM hahahahah, I am happy at least that my niagara visuals inspired you to write this hilarious write, JS Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 6/21/2011 1:22:00 PM HILARIOUS!! This limerick is a "weiner" in my book and goes straight to my faves, Joey. Way to go. You rock! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

A Rambling Righting Riley - Shauna Riley Date: 6/21/2011 1:06:00 PM bwwwhhhaaaa....love it....this is soooo great....ha I find myself sitting around sometimes...shooting the sh** with people and come up with a little limerick like this...on the fly...this one is greatness....truly..."Why aren't these working?? It says on the box...'proven results'....maybe if I take a little more...." HA! ~ Shauna Login to Reply

Mike Dailey Date: 6/21/2011 8:25:00 AM great little limerick. Mike Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 6/21/2011 7:53:00 AM hahahahaha..hilarious piece JS.. picture the moment of impact running for skittles.. a rainbow of Viagra.. wow.. u did a fantastic write for Limerick land poetry ..luv.. thankxx for enjoying my Happy Haven.. no need for Viagra there luv.. just "Sweetheart" sensations..oh.. Login to Reply

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