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B*lly Pop Pill ( Viagra )

B*lly Pop's Pill (VIAGRA) Let me tell you a story about my grandpa B*lly. He popped too many pills to encourage his w*ly Instead he earned a new name for being Silly We call him B*lly PoP's Pill Poor grandpa was way over the hill To him his stock was still a big deal I scheduled him an appointment to visit his Doc. He did not want to understand he had no more rocks. Poor grandpa reminisces the days when he was a jock. His Doc, Prescribed him two bottles of xx Hot VIAGRA Grandpa B*lly popped them as if there was no tomorrow Now he is sweating like the Falls in Niagara Grandpa did not listen to the Doc's lead B*lly Pop's Pill until his urine started to bleed Grandpa started acting as if he was on speed Grandpa popped out with his inflatable doll Mrs.Lill Soon I discovered he swallowed every single VIAGRA pill I took him to the hospital after he got real ill I told the Doc, my grandpa is over the age of sixty five. He almost overdose drinking all them wanna be pills His only reaction was popping out with zits and hives. At the hospital my grandpa was dreaming of Woodstock. Next thing you know I see him on top of the Doc. I laughed at the fact that my grandpa got over his s*men block. I took grandpa home he had sick sticky cobbwebs on his hand At that point he was no longer under the Doc's command Alone at last in his room with Mrs.Lill was his master plan. The bottom line is my grandpa is sparking what was not alive. Now he is over 65 with an enormous sex drive. Who would have guessed it took all them pills to revive his thrive I'm glad my grandpa tried xx Hot VIAGRA when his feelings where gone. Now he abuses his inflatable dolls with all his hard on's Addicted to Viagra he buys a new doll ever time he is done.. .By:P.D.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/11/2018 1:49:00 PM
I came by to tell you your boys need some Viagra
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Date: 2/23/2016 5:45:00 PM
haha, Been ages since I visited THIS one. a naughty funny one.
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Date: 7/18/2014 9:28:00 PM
bahahahahahaha......love it :)
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Date: 11/10/2013 1:02:00 PM
PD This is a funny, humorous, silly, creative and imaginative write. It makes the reader smile and chuckle. and blush a LOT. LOL Nice job
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Date: 8/28/2010 5:40:00 AM
Yes it is amazing, the WHAT? and the WHY? of IT...sad...but you young ones don't understand not everyone loses their sex drive and I don't think ANYONE looses their need for intimacy & affection, and of course Uncle Billy couldn't get that from plastic. I'm sure if he new you'd made him infamous, he'd crawl in a hole and die...naughty grandchild! Light & Love
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Date: 8/19/2010 5:07:00 PM
It's more like silly P.D. =(^.^)=
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Date: 8/19/2010 4:19:00 PM
LoL, 2 FuNNY LuCK BiLLY*LUV~ SKAT
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Date: 8/18/2010 4:01:00 PM
nope, im not in school yet, Sid. i have 10 more days to be free.lol(: the last enigma is up, took me a while.. but plz! don't read the second part first.lol. hope ur day is a blast. ~Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 8/18/2010 8:58:00 AM
Maybe grandpa needs a cold shower. Ha Ha! This is A HOT poem of yours! Brings to light about Viagra and those up in age. Love, Susan
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Date: 8/18/2010 8:32:00 AM
So happy u liked my theme for a mini quick contest P.D. my BBF and I am so happy I got a soup mail from Nate this morning.. he says he is staying ..great.. news... OK so gotta go cook my pasta now.. I am the hostess tonight..haha.. luv..ya.. caio..my BBF.. your BBF .. forever..
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Date: 8/18/2010 2:06:00 AM
Hot stuff this, and very well written, good old grandpa, Oh P.D 65 is not that old either, i know. Harry
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Date: 8/17/2010 1:49:00 PM
GREAT poetry I'm surprised you were allowed to publish it on this site. Very human and real
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Date: 8/17/2010 1:03:00 AM
lol.this wouldn't be a bit of a disturbance if it wasn't so much about "grandpa" or "an elderly man" lol.but besides the fact of who this is about, its flat out hilarious.your grandpa's a funny man.haha, naughty dolls..... ~Always&Forever Lynnie
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Date: 8/16/2010 12:50:00 PM
WONDERFUL, and very funny..poor dolls :) ...TAH
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Date: 8/16/2010 5:38:00 AM
Love love love it! Thanks for sharing and for the positive comments on my work! K Lu
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Date: 8/15/2010 7:15:00 PM
Wow this is funny. Where are the grandpas like this to teach you about the birds and the bees. Excellent write girlfriend.
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Date: 8/15/2010 11:45:00 AM
Funny write, its a good thing your grandpa it not on the soup :) enjoy this lots today, Wilma
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Date: 8/15/2010 10:16:00 AM
how do i read into this. great write p.d. very funny indeed.
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Date: 8/15/2010 8:07:00 AM
Super funny, my friend PD...poor grandpa:) Emily
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Date: 8/15/2010 7:54:00 AM
very funny enjoyed it as always keep it coming faleshia
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Date: 8/15/2010 7:12:00 AM
Haha,hilariously funny,enjoyed..p.d!I'm busy lately p.d.d,hope you are ok,and hope to read you soon!B.G.
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Date: 8/15/2010 6:50:00 AM
granps needs celeste now a new up for old bucks lol great write my friend also I changed the title to my poem liar its not called That Sucks lol hugs and have a great weekend also thanks for your kind comment
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Date: 8/15/2010 6:29:00 AM
My my what an adventure for grandpa billy, pd!! funny write indeed and my goodness I wonder how many dolls he's bought already?? haha then again I don't think I want to know? glad to see you here pd :) -- nikko :)
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Date: 8/15/2010 5:40:00 AM
You have huge wealth of wits and humors and can portray it on love and hate, romances real or fake, sex and slam. Writing such funny things & making light amusing Poems & stories is not as easy as we often think it. Tough job but so easy for you. In US it would be still Morning. So Good Morning & good many thanks for your unique comment on 'Let My Country Wake up & Bloom’. I am sure when you would read my Boatman's Song you would feel more refreshing. Love & Best wishes..Ravindra... PD
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Date: 8/15/2010 5:28:00 AM
Thanks for the big smile and lol with this one...Always Michael....Miss you here on Soup!
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