Best Unqualified Poems

Sorry to say, that today we must admit,
that you did not qualify to our benefit.
You see the type of girl we're looking for has to be presentable in a way;
on how she walks and gives a sway, and mostly all men will look her way.

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I am pretty much unqualified
To judge poetry contests
To draw cartoons
To paint canvases
To use a chainsaw
To write a book
Yet I do all of these things
Without certification, license or diploma
Because no one has demanded my qualifications...

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