Best Unmentionables Poems
UnmentionablesU nderwear was once taboo
N ow is flaunted on t.v. screens
M en's boxers/briefs, women's bras/panties
E volving (or declining) moral values
N egate former prudish sentiments
T ampon commercials now the norm
I gnorant minds become informed
O ur private agonies are fully aired
N ausea, diarrhea, erectile dysfunction
A ll formerly...
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Categories:
unmentionables, life, social,
Form:
Acrostic
UNMENTIONABLESIn this life you have to be prepared for unmentionables,
don't pretend they don't exist, can't have daisies, sunshine
all the time, my imagination or is it a female problem?
Guys are tough, don't care, poet plays to the gallery.
God must be laughing in his office, look at...
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Categories:
unmentionables, analogy, change, sensual,
Form:
Sonnet
UnmentionablesIn church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room.
Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms.
Mistake a doozy.
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Categories:
unmentionables, humor,
Form:
Limerick