Best Unhelpful Poems


Limerence

From the moment I feel that spark
in the palm of your hand and let it
run over the bone of my hip, I am placed in a 
euphoria that drags along with me for months and 
years.

It keeps me awake at night and clouds my focus
during the conference calls, bathroom breaks, and 
monotonous drives home. It puts me to sleep as I stand
 over the boiling pot of spinning webs.

I can feel every stroke of your finger across my face, my thoughts of it. I am 
trapped in my memory and longing for the silence of water 
falling from the shower head as I drink you in over and over.

It makes my heart flutter and pound and fumble to catch its breath. It makes my mind start and stop 
and sputter like a Chrysler with no battery. I hold it quietly around my middle, to protect me from the 
emptiness of acceptance. 

This is a dirty trick of an imbalanced mind. It is not the very real experience and longing that I try to 
compress with this very unhelpful, old washcloth.
Categories: unhelpful, angst, confusion, introspection, recovery
Form: Free verse

Hand-Me-Downs

You started out in life just like me
hanging around in hand-me-downs
from your family
Some were nice, like
your daddy's dimples when you smile
or your mama's almond shaped eyes
While others were unfortunate
like your grandma's testy temper
or your uncle Earl's ears

But not all of these
hand-me-downs
are permanent
Some you will hopefully
change out of and
replace as you get older...

Like others' unhealthy attitudes
unhelpful coping mechanisms
uneducated assumptions
about other people
or the world at large

Your perspective
how you choose to see the world
is as changeable as a pair
of cheap sunglasses
so if they ever
hinder your view- toss them out!
And get some new
glasses that fully fit
in a style that expresses
the person you truly want to
become
Categories: unhelpful, character, family, growing up,
Form: Free verse

Persecution

What a large pineapple laughing in a row. Heads and toes. Arms and legs. In suits. Laughing cheering. Pompousness' of an elite bunch of abusers. It is unwise and unhelpful to cause a stale tail on a cosmic cat. Acclimatize then to an attunement of alteration from a mobile mustard pot. People playing peapods pleasingly. And a glass of water sings a well known hymn. And a very fat cup in a dress dances. Jiving jiggling motions. In bowl like hairstyles. Wig not a wave. And play bingo in a tent. Measured a light bulb then? Good good good. And looking into radiation for radiance is just not going to work. Ok. Typification of topiary is prevalent in mansions weighing over 100,000,000 kilos. But kilowatts can be utilised to calm waves of magnitude. Thus eradicating spores of selfish genealogy. Privatization public pubic punishment pranged. Prancing . House of a digital dog download. Circulating medium capital. Creating characterisation. Colonics coming and going to see more of the world of goo dolls and other countries and a half day on a bus. Perhaps it is a great magnet of bean. Undergrowth uniquely underwent underwater unseen understanding undergrowth uniquely. Battalion. Extraordinarily zzz ten hash browns on a bike ride. Denominational. X z
Categories: unhelpful, birthday,
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Error-Free Behavior

the more the error will lie in the south of deception than the birds die of grief in the 
path of milk as shade
 the crown of the witch is the lily of the valley to create what she had seen first 
appeared
 between the blacks and it was The typical letter of error-free behavior
 hay and manure from
 a bull like herbs when tested in the wind whispers of sweet pears 
and swallows the construction 
unhelpful beet as  cinnamon and wedding tips with vulture discovered
Categories: unhelpful, imagination
Form: Personification

Quadraphonic ***

Mongoose can rarely tell the time. It is relevant to in flight formation to adjust the seconds using buffalo horns. Wild driving of a boat by a dalmatian on a sunset lake. Spots are great. They talk to the clown fish. And using wind wipers in dust is just not very practical. It just causes disturbance to the passing wings of gala bugs who gather in frequency at bull parades. But always at low altitudes as attitudes can be additional structures whose ******** is often not a purpose. Poach a duck? How absurd. Tree style formation in stamping flapping grinning hooded dance. Try not to fall into a biscuit tin when spinning. It is not very interesting. Shapes are ships and ships rise so don't contact Michigan mouse as it is unhelpful and uncaring and will not pack the apples into the correct pattern. Fear not. Feed not. Fraternity with frogs no no no. Potent is portrayal but powers stem from rocks and branches. Quadratic clouds. Symbology. *** quadraphonic *** hexagons'. Haha mishpah xxxx havens. *** clap.*** done. A sub consciousness soil erupting out then gone. Whoosh. ***
Categories: unhelpful, adventure,
Form:

Premium Member The Bulldog Responds To Her Critics

Judgement                                 
                                                 certainty wed to criticism
                                        forces, prunes and narrows your sight
                                 your attitudes, insights, actions, values all follow
                                    dwindling down into ever smaller focus         
                                                a blind unfeeling faith I call  
                                                           Predjudice      

                    
                  We                                                         I                     
       imperfect beings all,                                 do quite enough
    should never long forget                          self-evaluating, Thanks.                         
   how each of us must begin                   no need for further unhelpful
        as someone else's                                   nonsensical input                                   
            all untested                                             now from                                  
               "They".                                                     You                      
                                                                                                  
                                                                                                        
 
                                                                Know 
                                                    thyself full well before 
                                               thou casts those petty stones 
                                            from out thy house of sullied glass; 
                                                 consult thy mirror closely - 
                                                          does it reflect 
                                                            Ignorance?
Categories: unhelpful, daughter, family, introspection, life,
Form: Diamante


Perpendicular

Bothersome boats of pickles can sail away with their self inflated ideology. Whilst free-falling atoms can give a lovely fragrance at any time of the year. At any given moment it is wise to watch the clock. This will ascertain whether the seventeen mile ling purple frog is arriving. Belch of a horse fly then human lover. Delivery of a massive queue of bison in a Sunday array. They travel to picnic on vistas,steppes,and plateaus. Whenever a visitor is present the party of the self absorbed foetuses chortle. And much jeering heard from portly faces and large gutted horses. Yet the flowers planted will rise. As in an arranged garden. Such prowess. Such progress. Such outward progression. Appreciated by trees,fauna,and the occasional operatic tune of a cloud. Basing ones norms in a pan with mildew is unwelcome. And most hazardous are the suited booted lizard people who dwell in seas. Motionless static. Unhelpful. Monotonous. And very tedious. So buy twenty books and learn to balance accordingly. For literature contains knowledge. And supernatural oddities are as comforting as a fur cape in a cave. Biscuit faced men are really quite demonic. And often stare with glazed eyes after mixing with a great deal of sugar. Whilst bouncing knees resemble a craving for consumption of rye coloured cakes. Often rye colours are located in lavatories or luxurious vehicles. How marvellously enchanting the aromatic vision of a small quantity of pin people. Once placed never removed. Wounding not. But standing ground. Akin to ancient sites on scrolls. Take that economically inclined slug and place it on a congested pavement at once. Tailor made is the delivery. And fornicated are the once steel henchmen for they are now ice. And ice melts. Even. Eventually. Eventful. Events. Portly partridges. Pallor. Squander not a salopian swoon. Basicity. Xxxxx ha and I will take a pretty free vibrant froggy to a ball of nations. *** perpendicular. X.
Categories: unhelpful, beach, , literature,
Form:

The Devil

He comes like darkness, scaring of lights
His masked mono eye, delivering bad luck
As he turns to search, he nourishes souls with
Insincerity laziness robbery, jealousy profanity

When he meets ministers, from their cabinet offices
Right on the date of sevens, his tackle he evens
Their feet he entroubles, their heads he encounters
Hypocrisy pretense blasphemy, envy unchaste injustice

When he destroys the bodies, the souls as he teases
His might stout in less, ashamed to hand the corpse
That swells without value, and bursts to turn soil
Unhelpful embarrassed panic, broke endless endeavors
Categories: unhelpful, christian, encouraging, evil,
Form: Free verse

Ailing Heart

At last I concede defeat in this facetious world
The throbbing continuous pain, the rejections so cold
My dejected heart cannot take any fouls 
The frequent liars the impossible goals
Tasks undoable and words unspeakable
Tight smiles ending in painful cheeks miserable
Corporate positions held by inadequate persons
Funding disappearing moneys untimely endings
Alas my poor heart this charade cannot take
This unhelpful futile existence of indeterminate stake
Aid our broken world Almighty,dire straits have come upon us 
Where honesty and goodwill was found, is now filled with hate
Categories: unhelpful, angst, life, heart, heart,
Form: Blank verse

Untitled

Always beautiful, to me,
the sunrise holds no more power
than your smile does over me.
Fragile, like glass,
I'm still useless
helpless
and watching from afar-
an unhelpful little malady
plaguing a broken, fragile heart.
You're always beautiful to me
and it pains me
to see you cry;
I'll be standing here,
at the side,
waiting for my love-
a lonely child with a lonely heart,
dreaming of a life
without heartbreak.
Categories: unhelpful, longing,
Form: Free verse

Bad Weather

I’ve learnt to judge you at crucial time,
Not to conclusions jumping: a regrettable crime,
Marriage a woman often eyes in her prime,
Your chosen days, a sour lime,
In my room locked, caring not a dime …
Your hovering winds minding,
When their pressures are grinding,
Your heat we don’t support finding,
Your droplets on even paths winding.

Befriended I have weather installations,
In reasonable disregard for my misguided eyes,
And unhelpful nostrils of clueless inhalations;
A soon-to-be- frustrated traveler cries!

Your forecasters do their faculties stretch,
For their job that does the future sketch,
The processes, some science, some puzzle,
To the outsider, a shotgun’s dark nozzle!

Openly praise I do Meteorology,
Just as we freely, Theology,
For our aeroplanes’ safe schedules,
And avoided typhoons, in their own right, needless. 

Bad weather: a reason to evacuate a zone,
Biting cold dying to visit the bone,
Our bodies in voluminous coats conceal,
This done to shivers heal.

On the feet of an underdog drops victory,
A world-rated team packaging her defeat,
All the wind-aided records of history,
The shoddy from champions one could never beat,
In an unaccustomed weather playing,
And from success track straying.

Bad weather: a sad news for outdoor activities,
In the face staring festivities,
Every young day wearing a stormy countenance,
A prelude to hurrying priests of eminence,
In the interception of rainfall versed,
Never failing to reproduce the rehearsed.
Categories: unhelpful, dark, day, earth, storm,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Writers Block

Damn this Writers block, 
Need an electric shock,
Not even the alarm clock, 
Can wake my inner stock. 

Wait a second, something just Entered my mind
Nay it is but a flicker,  from the lamp behind 
Go to read the newspaper, every page is stuck, 
As with my grey matter, I’m having little luck. 

Damn this writers block, 
How can I unlock,
All I hear is the clock,
Unhelpful going, tick tock. 

Thoughts race inside me,  progress is very slow 
I grow weary from the effort, precious little to show 
I’m lost in a desert, or perhaps all at sea
Is there any difference, my page remains ink free. 

Damn this writers block,
No key can unlock,
I only hear the clock,
Unlike me It works, tick tock. 

By
David kavanagh
Categories: unhelpful, cheer up, confusion, feelings,
Form: Couplet

Counting Sheep

Tonight i'm feeling...not so great,
Been up too long, it's way too late..
The clock is reading half past two,
But i can't sleep, not without you...

But even lonely ones must sleep..
So I begin to count the sheep..
They jump and fall, but never end..
So much for that unhelpful trend.

But finally, my dreams are calling,
The sheep still jump, but have ceased falling,
And when it seems i'm flying too..
My phone explodes and thank God it's you..

Its nothing special, just a short little message,
But it seems to clear up all the wreckage..
"Goodnight Austin, you know that i love you"
"Goodnight sweet angel, i love you too..."
Categories: unhelpful, lovelove, i love you,
Form: Rhyme

Impact

Making vague promises. 

To an imaginary audience. 

Smiling even when it is unhelpful. 

Wondering if I am making an impact.

Should I try to impress them?

Or is that simply preventing us from understanding each other?

Making small promises. 

To a patient audience. 

I am no mastermind. 

But I can sometimes make up my mind. 

To try to make an impact. 

As unlikely as it is…
Categories: unhelpful, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse

Becoming

‘Dreams are becoming, with an unfinished reason,

as in an opened door of what has been witnessed before,

 uncertainty, will I ever be sure.

 I am in need of the wanting, for progression of the understanding.

Too touch that settling feeling of knowing, for the need no more to explore.

In times of need you are the one I have opened up to,

searching through the skies and past the stars.

Asked so many questions and painted you my world,

 the world you placed me in, to suffice.

Your moment of silence, rare to this world like a forgotten second,

 making me wait for a new beginning,

when reality is I am just staring into space with no knowledge of belonging.

So my dreams are becoming.

Once again in need of knowing why,

I will look past your unhelpful knowledge,

my mind’s eye will decide.’
Categories: unhelpful, life, philosophyworld, me,
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