Best Tweeter Poems

Paul, Peter and the Tweeter
Why not choose, 
a billionaire leader?
One who is not 
an eloquent speaker.
Trouble rises,
he robs Paul to pay Peter.
The bold rich need...

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I've never twitted on Tweeter
nor am I an Instagrammarian
I've searched on Goggle
but cannot find MyFace on the interweb
I ask "how do I find the North...

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In the morning,
the sweet aroma
of Carnation
wafts 
from the earth 
of wine fed sleep. The unrelenting chimes 

of a lone tweeter
that you can’t fail 
to notice...

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I've never twitted on Tweeter
                nor am I an Instagrammarian
...

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There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep 
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep...

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He’s always So Behind

Hasten,
Mason

Heavenly Guy

Sky glow
Milo

A Great Guy

Maxwell
acts swell

Sure Not Dickie Nixon

Tricky
Micky

Spoiled Guy

Bratty
Mattie

Why We Follow

Moses
Shows us

Such a Cheerful Fellow

Jaunty
Monty

Hope he Doesn’t want Kids

Sterile
Merrill

The Stoic

Spartan
Martin

He Keeps...

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I am Li from the East
Not the the martial artist

I am half-Asian
Raised in Appalachian

I love to cook
Selling in any nook

I push and pull a cart
Honest...

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Summoning the face in the Mirror the man calls
“Mirror, mirror on my tasteless bedroom wall,
Am I the only righteous dude who’s got it all?
I’m a...

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My letters, somewhat unrealistic and poetic, have always been sweeter
than long kisses, making you fee happy and float on sun-lit clouds,
but little did I know...

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Alien Captain Darth Veeder
Texted, "Take me to your leader"
He met Donald Trumup
And snarled, " What a grump!
You must be The Sludge-brained Tweeter!"

(For Caren Krutsinger's "Take...

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TRUMPETER
Sandpaper comments,
Intolerant, indignant,
White House jihadist.

UN denier,
Mega-tweeter, Putin’s pal,
Friend of common man?

Hair like swan feathers, 
Lips pursed in a brassy kiss,
No friend of Dizzy.

What Reveille wakes
Billionaire...

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When the erstwhile Tweeter-in-Chief vents
It is "Freedom of Speech," a First Amendment Right
When Democratic Party will "fight" tyrant-efforts
Defense rests on moral equivalence, yet last night
As...

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I plugged it in with a devilish smile,
  placed a pie pan on the glass turnstile;
it lit up sparkled colored  glowing flames,
 ...

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Poor Ms. Melania Trump
Still with the pathetic lump
Donald's nothing but a cad
Staying with him is so sad

Tweeter Mr. Donald Trump
Using brains from his rump
Still bullying...

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My letters, somewhat unrealistic and poetic, have always been sweeter
than long kisses, making you feel happy and float on sun-lit clouds,
but little did I know...

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