A Brachiosaurus On the Interweb

I've never twitted on Tweeter
                nor am I an Instagrammarian
                I've searched on Goggle
                but cannot find MyFace
                I ask it "how do I change the oil in my car?"
                and get 570,000,000,000,000 hits
                so I go make some toast and eat lunch
                at least I can work a toaster
                              
                my kids think I was born in the Jurassic era
                for I speak of phones with cords 
                   that came out of a wall
                and TV stations with 4 channels
                   to choose between
                I feel like I'm swabbing the deck 
                   on a Byzantine sailing ship
                I don't know url's from www's, 
                  or http's from html's
                my mobile phone tries
                  to auttocronect my thumb typing
                and cyber censors block my search 
                  for 'penal colonies'

                       So I walk to my neighborhood park and
                                ...lie on the grass
                                ...stare at the blue sky
                                ...pet my neighbor's schnauzer
                                ...feed peanuts to the squirrels
                                ...imagine shapes in the clouds
                                ...watch the sun set and the moon rise
                               
                The cyber world is 
                  an amazing supersonic ride
                but the great outdoors is my landing strip
                and I've just touched down
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Date: 11/15/2020 3:26:00 PM
you sound more like my mother. hahaha. GREAT wit and fun, John. The penal line was my favorite!
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Date: 11/15/2020 7:41:00 PM
Thanks for all of the above, Andrea. I'm honored to be compared to your mother.
Date: 11/15/2020 2:52:00 PM
I'd say that this poem scores a touchdown with me! ~ Written from a grassy knoll. :) gw
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Date: 11/15/2020 7:41:00 PM
Wow, a 6-point poem! Going for the extra point now... BTW, is grassy knoll related to Chuck Noll? (thanks, gw)
Date: 11/15/2020 2:34:00 PM
I remember when you had to be home to get a call (shocking) - and busy signals! When was the last time you heard one? Ah, the good old days - and I agree, being outside beats 'virtual' reality any day~
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John Watt
Date: 11/15/2020 7:40:00 PM
Thank you for your trip down memory lane. Because my first TV was black and white, I tell my kids I was born before color was invented ;-)
Date: 11/14/2020 5:02:00 PM
Oh yes! And if you have a love alongside you, even in solitude you live a double blessing.
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John Watt
Date: 11/15/2020 9:39:00 AM
Amen! Thanks for the lovely comment, Kim. Enjoy your day ~ John
Date: 11/14/2020 3:46:00 PM
I am giggling away because you are describing me to a t lol:-) into my faves for a million reasons lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Watt
Date: 11/14/2020 4:07:00 PM
A million thanks, Jan. One for each of those reasons! Hugs ~ John
Date: 11/14/2020 10:14:00 AM
Masterful write, John! About all I know about computering is how to turn it on and off - beyond that all these other gizmos are beyond me. In other words my understanding of such is not very well understood!! - Bob
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Date: 11/14/2020 4:07:00 PM
We are cut from the same cloth, Bob. Thank you for your warm comment ~ John
Date: 11/14/2020 6:24:00 AM
Love the humour John, nothing beats the great outdoors though. But how the world has come on in a short space of time, when I was growing up we had bbc and atv channels, just two and black and white at that. Many inventions have come from sci fi books and movies and inventors have been inspired to create them, they say the ipad was inspired by 2001 a space odyssey and mobile phones from Star trek. They're working on a beam me up device that will one day make planes and the like redundant. What worries me is the weapons that are being developed like a death ray, already lasers are being fitted to fighter planes. Man is becoming too clever for his own good and will eventually destroy all mankind. Tom
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John Watt
Date: 11/14/2020 4:09:00 PM
Thank you, Tom. I think maybe your humour is rubbing off on me. I really enjoyed reading some of your wonderful poems these last few days. Beam me up, Scotty! ~ John
Date: 11/14/2020 1:15:00 AM
Good morning, John. Your humor is priceless, and for all the good found in cyber world connections, none of them can compare with connecting to blue skies, sunshine, and the reality of nature. The only tweeting you'll hear there is from birds.
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Date: 11/14/2020 4:12:00 PM
Thank you for your warm words, Jenna. Your tweeting comment made me smile, I should have thought to include that in this poem, it would have been perfect! I appreciate your friendship here at Soup ~ John
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