Experiencing Technical Difficulties

I've never twitted on Tweeter nor am I an Instagrammarian I've searched on Goggle but cannot find MyFace on the interweb I ask "how do I find the North Star?" and get 4,460,000,000 hits, mostly ads for an ice cream bar called "The Big Dipper" so I go make some toast and eat lunch at least I can work a toaster Kids think I was born in the Jurassic era believing my first job was swabbing the deck on a Byzantine sailing ship for I speak of phones connected to the wall and TV sets with 4 channels and cars that got 8 mpg I don't know url's from www's, or http's from html's my mobile phone always auttocronects my speeling and cyber censors block my search for 'penal colonies' I cannot find the mute button on Zoom so my belch might make it into the meeting minutes my internet takes regular coffee breaks and the only tweeting is the birds outside my window so I sit at my screen watching dots chase themselves in a circle trying not to get toast crumbs on my high tech keyboard Written 16 Mar 2022