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Tweeter Poems - Poems about Tweeter


Twit-Wits Tweeter-Dumbs
Today you twitter, then you tweet, as though to make your lives complete, by echoing thoughts of people you admire. Anticipating that great twitter, you clutch your phones to reconsider, the text-ed words of wisdom you desire. You twitters prattle thoughts absurd, as tweeters follow in a herd, of voyeuristic bids to be of note. You tweet and twitter photographs. You L O L, the...

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Categories: tweeter, humanity, humor, nonsense, satire,
Form: Lyric
The Tweeter
He said he loved her, though he didn't know her. Sent her a pic to prove it, but he was skunk-drunk. She tweeted back; “Pervert!” Upset he retorted; “Skank!” A guy said he was a Capitalist lackey. He tweeted: “Drop dead socialist donkey.” His wit was razor sharp that night. He continued to virtually yell at strangers until his tweeting fingers grew numb. Next morning he wondered about the...

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Categories: tweeter, poetry,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Tweeter My Canary
Judy said her friend's perfume was much too severe Her canary Tweeter, was alive before she got there Loved Tweeter so much He was so old, he needed a crutch Flew with a limp, I cried when he died, buckets of tears...

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Categories: tweeter, sad,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Paul, Peter and the Tweeter
Paul, Peter and the Tweeter Why not choose, a billionaire leader? One who is not an eloquent speaker. Trouble rises, he robs Paul to pay Peter. The bold rich need tax savings, forget about the meeker. From a distance, we watch the kingdom teeter. Him smirking on high, he thinks "What could be sweeter!" Why oh why, did so many choose that cheater? Global temperature rising, things aren't...

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Categories: tweeter, anxiety, celebrity, confusion, environment,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Trump Not a Thoughtful Tweeter
Trump not a Thoughtful Tweeter By Franklin Price 1/23/2017 Trump, not a thoughtful tweeter Doesn't filter words to say Whatever pops into his head Is coming out that way When thoughts form words, within his mind, He thinks his thoughts are the best; Must publish them on twitter And put them to the test When others choose to disagree With words he has to tweet Immediately...

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Categories: tweeter, america, political, power,
Form: Rhyme



Tweeter In Chief
He tweets days and nights, He tweets while brushing his teeth. He tweets past midnight, He tweets before going to sleep. He tweets at the wheel, He tweets as he breathes. Influential and quirky he tweets like chatter, Merciless and stormy he tweets no matter. He thinks he is the best at twitting, Reading him countless are sobbing. Attacking, denouncing, not thinking twice, He tweets his...

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Categories: tweeter, funny, society,
Form: Free verse

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