Best Trim Poems
Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner WinnerI don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows
how to serve the perfect dose.
Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the lines,
leisure for the minds
like I’m lemon and I’m lime,
1st and 2nd personalities
pushed to share realities,
combining combat and comebacks...
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Categories:
trim, character, confidence, cool, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
The Adventures of Jim the Trim-At the BeachOn this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015...
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Categories:
trim, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Adventures of Jim the Trim - In An IsletJim, now rich, bought a wee li’l islet;
there he lived, with ten men and a starlet.
Changed his partner each day,
heaved and huffed till they say,
the islet is now, the town named Scarlet.
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The story's not over, he's not decadent.
Send away the men, he just simply can’t;
they...
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Categories:
trim, adventure, allusion, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Jim the Trim Returns, Not(A limerick for Jack Ellison)
A surgeon was called to do operation,
as Jim's "little friends" need urgent attention.
His aspiring poetess wife
Scarlet yields a mean word knife;
To reduce sillyballs was her only intention.
*sillyballs? syllables! duh...
09 October 2015...
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Categories:
trim, humorous, science,
Form:
Limerick
The Adventures of Jim the Trim- At the MetroJim the Trim’s been watching too much video
The kind that caused rise in his libido
Mind still on a femme fatale
Was brought to the hospital
His front was trapped by the doors of the Metro.
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015...
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Categories:
trim, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Look So TrimThen there was time that seemed so terrible
Everything that happened was unbearable
I had hoped would never happen again
And God would save me from my sin.
By things like that I have been plagued
While in prayer to God have often begged
I know You truly are the sacred...
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Categories:
trim, religious,
Form:
Couplet
The Adventures of Jim the Trim - Holiday CruiseOn Jim the Trim's cruise, in a luxury liner
He was asked to be frisked, what a stinger!
You see, the alarm went off
He was taken and 'cuffed
Wee metal marbles, found in his boxer.
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
18 April 2015...
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Categories:
trim, adventure, funny, hilarious, holiday,
Form:
Limerick
The Adventures of Jim the Trim -PoolsideNow, Jim the Trim, you already know him
He went to the pool, and there...
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Categories:
trim, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Blue Window Trim -sea island natives
living reminders of trade
cotton rice and indigo
gullah life is made
five benne wafers
cast into new daylight
the hudu spell is torn away
rest easy then this night
bridges came and baskets sold
the younguns moved to town
rich men came and stole our land
again to trod us...
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Categories:
trim, adventure, black african american,
Form:
Free verse
Jim the TrimThere once was a guy named Jim,
he trained at some cool dude’s gym.
With his daily work out
and his nightly bed bouts;
He no longer has hair now to trim.
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Categories:
trim, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Adventures of Jim the Trim - With a LadyNow, Jim is a guy who cultures
His zest for and boasts of his adventures
...
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Categories:
trim, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Trim Trimmer ShowI feel if you want to steal my limelight
then you had best learn to rhyme tight,
and double up your rhyme with each line
like mine so that I might feel the fright,
decline and beeline from your sight.
Live your life in the shadows
far away from...
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Categories:
trim, hip hop, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Trim This With LacesI would like to trim this with laces
And trace your lips slowly
(if I wouldn't wake you)
The early morning's cool air
Cheering birds and bright light
Always seem to keep you asleep
And me, a dash happy sentimental
Hanging ornaments somewhere in my mind
Having found a home and charm
Wide...
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Categories:
trim, love
Form:
The Nicholas Trim 2 Years a Poet Celebration Poem* I wrote my first poem 2 years ago, to celebrate, I've written this poem where I've stole my own rhymes from my own poems and morphed it all together enjoy
I'm a quick wit picnic with sick tricks mentally
a fantastic acrobatic doing spins and splits...
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Categories:
trim, me, poetry, poets, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Cycle Bike Psycho Ava Max Sweet But Psycho ParodyI drive around a bi-cycle
a cycle bike psycho
at night a light’s on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
oh it’s a little delightful
my seat on my cycle
I ride all night on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
I’ll jump the curbs in acceleration,
and pedal push to my destination,
don’t pay...
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Categories:
trim, fun, funny, humorous, parody,
Form:
Lyric