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Forgot To Say Just a Trim

Went for a haircut, forgot to say “a trim”
Nearly got scalped, ticked me off to the brim
Kids yelled wahoo
Big rocks I threw
Next time I'll tear 'em apart limb by limb

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Silent One Date: 10/21/2017 10:17:00 AM Haha... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/21/2017 4:11:00 PM Guess I should be thankful I still have a gorgeous head of flowing white hair at my age!!! Some are so envious!!! lol

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 10/21/2017 9:07:00 AM I said, "Give me just a trim"//The barber laughed through his chin//Said, "How about I put there//a pile of hair?//What you've got is quite thin!" EASY JACKSON!!! Calm down. Hey, do you donate that stuff to the wig-making charity thing? Maybe I could get a cast-off Jackson head of hair... for my SCARY halloween costume;-) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/21/2017 4:09:00 PM Give me your address and I'll send you some of my gorgeous white locks... maybe you can glue them on!!! LOL

Russell Sivey Date: 10/21/2017 6:19:00 AM No, just give them an evil grin and laugh real demon like, that'll scare them away! This is a better write than the last one of a peeping tom! What a brilliant poem my friend! You have delighted me in a funny way! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/21/2017 6:34:00 AM Don't know how to do that... can you help??? You didn't like my "peeping tom" one!!! LOL