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Forgot To Say Just a Trim

Went for a haircut, forgot to say “a trim”
Nearly got scalped, ticked me off to the brim
Kids yelled wahoo
Big rocks I threw
Next time I'll tear 'em apart limb by limb

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Silent One

October 21, 2017 at 10:17 AM

Haha...

Jack Ellison

October 21, 2017 at 4:11 PM

Guess I should be thankful I still have a gorgeous head of flowing white hair at my age!!! Some are so envious!!! lol

Lim'Rik Flats

October 21, 2017 at 9:07 AM

I said, "Give me just a trim"//The barber laughed through his chin//Said, "How about I put there//a pile of hair?//What you've got is quite thin!" EASY JACKSON!!! Calm down. Hey, do you donate that stuff to the wig-making charity thing? Maybe I could get a cast-off Jackson head of hair... for my SCARY halloween costume;-)

Jack Ellison

October 21, 2017 at 4:09 PM

Give me your address and I'll send you some of my gorgeous white locks... maybe you can glue them on!!! LOL

Russell Sivey

October 21, 2017 at 6:19 AM

No, just give them an evil grin and laugh real demon like, that'll scare them away! This is a better write than the last one of a peeping tom! What a brilliant poem my friend! You have delighted me in a funny way! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

October 21, 2017 at 6:34 AM

Don't know how to do that... can you help??? You didn't like my "peeping tom" one!!! LOL

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