Best Tortilla Poems

There once was a gal named Georgina
About sex with a boy, had no idea
Thought sleeping with Jim
Meant innocent kibbutzim
Till he accidentally touched her tortilla


© Jack...

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"Mi primo" means my cousin in Spanish.
He calls me his "primita"- little cousin.
This is the story of how mi primo
Taught me about the meaning of...

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Lies glamour gossip and Earl Grey tea 
turbulent tales boiling in China cups 
elegant sacraments of blue-haired ladies 
pinkies stuck up in the air, hiding...

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MEMORY OF NOTHING

Listen:
Drag branches comeback
Across the forest floor:
Knowledge of the rough¡

At water’s edge
I gather some things up:
“Happy Ending Story”.

We’ve the time to give the Babel...

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Pardon me Hon, my apophenia is acting up. See,
   I have this acute case of advanced pareidolia
Today my two fried eggs formed Munch's...

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Mi Mexico lindo:

Burnt orange and ochre --
color de cafe --
pineapple, lime, red pajaritos...
land of mananas, grace in mantillas...
balanced canastas, ojos expresivos.
Sunshine and heat, fiesta y...

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Don't let yourself be fooled Mexico is not a poor country
Not just tortilla and bean, or a old Mexican man on a burro
But very rich...

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Yummy steak fajitas with a pound of sour cream,
   along with hot salsa and many tortilla chips, I...

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I should eat healthy, I really should!  But life is too short for that.  Food, food, food, 

it chases away the blues, it...

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Patriots and Seahawks, today head to head
Will wear the helmets; tooth and nail fight the day
University of Phoenix stadium, the beautiful Grand Canyon state
Sweat and...

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This combination makes one hell of a snack.
For cheese, you need cheddar and Monterey jack.
There are other combinations many people know.
Spice it up will a...

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Juan Mendez,
it was you,
during the
 revolutionary war,
that first
created the Burrito.
You wanted to keep the 
food warm
that you were taking,
 on your donkey,
to your food stand...

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Lies, glamour, gossip and Earl Grey tea,
Turbulent tales boiling in china cups.
Elegant sacraments of blue-haired ladies,
pinkies stuck in the air, hiding their anger
or boredom or...

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FUNNY ALPHABETS FOR KIDS

               A to Z, each is an alphabet...

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My bill you can't forget
My feet always wet
Hodge-podge of many likes
Walker of many sikes

My stork or cassowary-like body
My wide wings flapping steady
Legs trekking from Sudan...

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