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Till He Accidentally Touched Her Tortilla

There once was a gal named Georgina
About sex with a boy, had no idea
Thought sleeping with Jim
Meant innocent kibbutzim
Till he accidentally touched her tortilla


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Honestly J.T.

Date: 4/26/2015 2:29:00 PM

Good one -J.T.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 2:31:00 PM

Hope it gave you a chuckle, my friend! Jack

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 4/25/2015 10:59:00 PM

Another funny one! ^___^ Really enjoying your latest ones. Heehee Always,Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 6:23:00 AM

That's why I keep 'em coming... thank you sweet friend o' mine!!! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/25/2015 1:13:00 PM

LOL! kibbutzim? this is making me blush...bye Jack...lol! kidding... :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 1:50:00 PM

Looks good on ya, dear Kimmie! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/25/2015 12:44:00 PM

Oh My... This is going to be a touchy feely kind of a day!... LOL... Who would have guessed?... Dragon didn't hear it as he was doing a touchy feelie with his newly painted toes and claws... He has a hard decision to make... Which tennis shoes to were... decisions... decisions... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 1:47:00 PM

Has any Hollywood type approached Dragon him to appear in a monster movie! He would be a star! xxx

Nandita Das

Date: 4/25/2015 9:32:00 AM

Hahaha...Thanks for the giggles without pause...

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 10:38:00 AM

The compliments still apply! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx

Nandita Das
Date: 4/25/2015 10:14:00 AM

Sorry my reply got posted above this.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 9:44:00 AM

Just visited you website! WOW WOW WOW!!!!! You are ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! I am blown away, my dear Nandita! Am I blubbering! LOL Love and hugs, Jack xxx