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Till He Accidentally Touched Her Tortilla

There once was a gal named Georgina About sex with a boy, had no idea Thought sleeping with Jim Meant innocent kibbutzim Till he accidentally touched her tortilla © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 4/26/2015 2:29:00 PM
Good one -J.T.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 2:31:00 PM
Hope it gave you a chuckle, my friend! Jack
Date: 4/25/2015 10:59:00 PM
Another funny one! ^___^ Really enjoying your latest ones. Heehee Always,Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 6:23:00 AM
That's why I keep 'em coming... thank you sweet friend o' mine!!! Huggsies, Jack xxx
Date: 4/25/2015 1:13:00 PM
LOL! kibbutzim? this is making me blush...bye Jack...lol! kidding... :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 1:50:00 PM
Looks good on ya, dear Kimmie! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx
Date: 4/25/2015 12:44:00 PM
Oh My... This is going to be a touchy feely kind of a day!... LOL... Who would have guessed?... Dragon didn't hear it as he was doing a touchy feelie with his newly painted toes and claws... He has a hard decision to make... Which tennis shoes to were... decisions... decisions... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 1:47:00 PM
Has any Hollywood type approached Dragon him to appear in a monster movie! He would be a star! xxx
Date: 4/25/2015 9:32:00 AM
Hahaha...Thanks for the giggles without pause...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 10:38:00 AM
The compliments still apply! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx
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Nandita Das
Date: 4/25/2015 10:14:00 AM
Sorry my reply got posted above this.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 9:44:00 AM
Just visited you website! WOW WOW WOW!!!!! You are ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! I am blown away, my dear Nandita! Am I blubbering! LOL Love and hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 4/25/2015 8:08:00 AM
lol Jack you crease me up:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 8:12:00 AM
I crease you up??? Really sorry about that!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 4/25/2015 7:17:00 AM
Lol....now that cracked me up....we are going to have to make a bigger dictionary because of you
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2015 7:50:00 AM
"kibbutzim" = playfully messing around!!! LOL