Tea Party

Lies, glamour, gossip and Earl Grey tea, Turbulent tales boiling in china cups. Elegant sacraments of blue-haired ladies, pinkies stuck in the air, hiding their anger or boredom or feeling their own despair. Crimson glass roses, feathers and jewels crowned with wide-brim hats… trims of gloves, lace fans and perhaps some pearls are appealing to these extravagant, fast and proper old girls… The guild does not approve of: cola, tortilla chips or piercings of the tongue. Invitation is by Tea Bag Only merely a device to project the status of a stunning, affluent wife. Shaved legs, polished nails and GiGi’s Brazilian waxing, will enliven you as a part of the crowd but may seem a little bit taxing.